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e[lust] #19

by admin on Sep.03, 2010, under NSFW

Photo courtesy of Emmy

Welcome to e[lust] - Your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #20? Start with the rules, check out the schedule and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

~ This Week’s Top Three Posts ~

The Rules - She squirmed in her chair as if impaled there by my finger slowly pushing in and out. “But I can tell you that on our third date, I want something a lot bigger than your finger in me.”

Consensual Nonconsent - He told me he was going to do whatever he wanted to me, and he wanted me to not give consent. He wanted to take it from me. He wanted me to say no, and the less l liked something the harder it would make him.

Love and light - So I move on, not as a submissive, but as the smart mature strong woman that I know that I am. I will credit him with changing me. Changing the way I see myself.

~ e[lust] Editress ~

Confessional: Annual Reminder - In the dark, in the car, in the parking lot of a somewhat posh store, he got a fantastic blowjob as uptight conservatives drove past us.

~ Featured Post (Lilly’s Pick) ~

What’s Been Eating Emmy - A yearly test is good for most, but if you find you are playing with a larger than usual number of people, go get retested. Put yourself and your future partners mind at ease.

See also: Pleasurists #92 and #93 for all your sex toy review needs.

All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy!

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationship

Adventures in Buttsex

Beginner Anal Positions

Clever Slut

Ever Changing

Jane Says: Take A2M Precautions

The Big Poly Secret - The Kreplit Famine

The P-Spot is the New Male Orgasm

Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery

What is Love?

Erotic Writing

“…is Hard to Do”

Bathroom Blowjobs

Dance of The Veil(Erotic Fiction Writing)

Erotica: A “Break In” - Fantasy pt1

Foreplay – An Erotic Beginning

Her Birthday

In Plain Sight…

Just a Friend

Loki At Play

Lydia and the Wrong Stockings

my turn

Mike & Jenny In The Bookstore

Need

On Fucking Jesus

Poem

School Detention

Trust Me

The Ordeal (Part Three)

The Heat of the Moment

The Closet

The Lioness

The Belt

The Brazilian

The Show

Voyeur ISO….

Sex News, Interviews, Politics & Humor

A New Day

Interview with Athena Hollow of Geek Girls Online

KSL’s 2nd Anniversary

My Evening Out

What Happened?

Kink & Fetish

A Drink and A Smoke

Begging, Pleading

Basement

Dangerous Rope

Day 1- Define Your Kinky Self

How To Find A Mistress

I’m Here, I’m Queer???

Kissing, is all

Leash

Punishment and an Ominous Chain

The Maid and the Jewels

Temple

the 2nd night with the Farmer

Total orgasmic destruction

What FetLife Has Done

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#journaling game: The Lioness

by admin on Aug.20, 2010, under A-OK

Her eyes beckoned me from across the room - eyes that burn like cigarettes. That burn told me she was hungry and I knew that I would not survive the night without bruises and bite marks telling the story of her ravenous appetite.

I knew I had only a brief period before her attentions were turned onto someone else and I would lose the excruciatingly delicious affects of her lust. I nodded my acquiescence, excused myself from friends, and made my way from the hotel’s ballroom to the elevator. She would be soon to follow.

I had just barely made it to my room and begun to take off my shirt when she burst through the door, wild-eyed. I could smell her passion from where I stood. I had hoped that I would be fully undressed by the time she arrived, in order to save my wardrobe from the destruction that she frequently wrought upon it, but it was not to be.

She advanced upon me and in a whirlwind ripped the shirt from my hands and tore my slacks from my body. Now fully nude, she stepped back and devoured me with her eyes, licking her lips.

“You look like a greedy lioness about to go in for the kill,” I joked, feebly attempting to assuage the intensity of the situation and my nervousness about which wicked things she would do to me this time.

There was a glint in her eye and a small smile played on her lips as she said, “Greed is good.”

And she pounced.

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This story was inspired by a few of the phrases posted for the wonderful Nola Erus’ #journaling game. I hope you will go and read the other submissions here.

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Review: X-10 Jelly Anal Beads

by admin on Jul.29, 2010, under Reviews

I had tried anal plugs, I had tried anal vibrators, but I had never tried anal beads…

Until the X-10 Jelly Anal Beads.

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My friends over at Adam & Eve saw fit enough to send me these when I had expressed interest in trying anal beads. I had seen anal beads, I had heard about anal beads, and I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

These beads, as the name suggests, are made out of jelly rubber. They are good for beginners because the top bead starts out at a mere 1/4″ in diameter, then the beads range up to 1″. There is a strong ring at the base of the beads for easy removal.

The best feature of these beads, I believe, is that there is no string holding them together but, instead, the beads are a connected by seamless, flexible jelly rubber. Why is this a good thing? String/rope is porous and hard to clean properly, whereas the jelly rubber is very easy to clean.

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Now, on to my experience with the beads: I love anal play of any kind, so these were fun. However, I’ve heard that pulling the anal beads out at the point of orgasm makes the orgasm A-MAZ-ING and I didn’t find that to be the case. Maybe they weren’t pulled out at the right time, so I’ll continue to experiment with the timing, but in the few times that I’ve tried them, I haven’t had the OH MY GAWD reaction while pulling them out during orgasm.

Nevertheless, I would highly recommend them, and here’s why:

POSITIVES: Cheap ($9.95), great for beginners or experienced players, well made, easy to clean, generous O-ring for removal, feel GOOD.

NEGATIVES: None!

I am happy to give the X-10 Jelly Anal Beads a 5 out of 5 Happy Bamboos!

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Disclaimer: I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.

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#HNT: Post-#strippernight

by admin on Jul.22, 2010, under NSFW

So I snapped this picture last night after I returned home from #strippernight with my girls. I was still tipsy & I was trying to get a picture of not only my boobs but also the red mark on my right boob (you can kind of see it in the picture) that was a result of getting groped repeatedly by one of my friends. A mark that I was happy to get!

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Make sure you head over to Osbasso’s blog to check out other hot, half-nekkid people!

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday!

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Programmed for Pleasure

by admin on Jul.19, 2010, under NSFW

It had been an exhausting day, herding a group of 3rd graders during a field trip at the zoo on what turned out to be the hottest day of the year. As soon as I got home, I stripped and laid down on the bed, under the fan, willing myself to cool off. I hadn’t planned on it, but I fell asleep.

I awoke to the sound of my husband, Evan, returning from the computer programming company he works for. I heard him come in the door, drop his stuff off in his office and walk toward the bedroom. He peeked his head in the door and his eyes lit up when he saw me on the bed, naked.

“Well hello, gorgeous. Tough day?”

I sighed. “Very tough. We had the field trip today and it was exhausting. I had to stop Tyler from climbing into a few different animal cages. I passed out soon after I got home.”

He furrowed his brow in concern. “Yikes.” Then the sparkle in his eye and mischievous grin returned. “I made something for you today that I think will be perfect to take your mind off of this tough day. And you’re in the perfect position to enjoy it.”

“Ooh! A surprise?! I can’t wait to see it!”

He stepped a little further into the room and opened the double doors wide. “Robo, come,” he commanded.

I gasped as a 4 foot high machine that looked like something out of a sci-fi movie rolled into the room.

“Wha… what is it?” I stammered.

“A little something I put together for you, something to keep you company when I’m away. Will you scoot toward the end of the bed so I can show you what it does?”

I hesitantly did what he asked.

“Robo, turn.” The machine turned itself toward me.

“Robo, dildo.” A door on the front of the machine popped open and with a mechanical groan, a bar with a dildo attached slid out.

“Evan, ohmigod! You can’t be serious!”

“Come on, love, I spent a lot of time building and programming this. At least give it a try.”

I bit my lip uncertainly. “Ugh, ok, fine.”

“Good girl. Robo, lube.” Another “arm” slid out of the robot and squirted lube on my pussy, making me gasp at the cold slickness. “Now will you slide yourself a little bit down on the dildo?”

I did as my husband asked, moaning as I pushed my pussy down on the thick dildo.

“Robo, thrust.” The dildo arm started thrusting into me at a slow pace. As much as I didn’t want to, I couldn’t help but moan at how good it felt.

“Robo, faster.” The dildo thrusted faster.

“Robo, vibrate.” A third arm with a round nub on the end slid from the machine and made contact with my clit. It began to vibrate and I moaned even louder.

Evan sunk down on the bed next to me and began kissing my neck. “Now I want you to control him. He recognizes over 100 commands. Just make sure you say his name first,” he whispered into my ear. He slid his tongue down to my nipples and began suckling on them, causing my hips to twitch in response.

“Umm… Robo… thrust harder.” The machine responded immediately. “Oh God… Robo… vibrate faster.” The vibrations on my clit sped up.

Being filled with a thick, thrusting cock, having amazingly on point vibrations on my clit, and having my husband suck and nibble on my nipples had me screaming in orgasm in a very short time. And then again. After the third orgasm, I needed a break.

Breathless, I managed one last command: “Robo, stop.” The thrusting and vibration stopped, and the arms retracted into the body of the machine.

Evan stopped playing with my nipples and looked up at me, smiling. “So am I right to assume you like your present?”

All I could manage was a satisfied groan in response.

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This story was written for Microfantasy Monday. Sweltering Celt’s theme for this week was “anything geeky.” I hope you enjoyed my take on it!

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e[lust] #17

by admin on Jul.07, 2010, under NSFW

Photo courtesy of Elle from Kink Unleashed

Welcome to e[lust] - Your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #18? Start with the rules, check out the schedule and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

Editor’s Note: A little change in how things are done for this edition - you’ll notice there are no “Top 3″ picks - due in part to the holiday I ended up being extremely short on judges and I didn’t have enough for fair voting. So instead, I expanded my “Featured Post”. (If you’d like to volunteer to be an occasional judge for e[lust], just email me, Lilly, at questions.e.lust @ gmail.com) Also, please be sure to check out the new summer schedule in effect until the 20th edition.

~ Featured Posts (Lilly’s Pick) ~

Why Pride is Still Important - When someone tells me that they don’t think Pride is necessary, I can’t help but believe that they go through life with tunnel vision. I live in New York where for the most part I can walk around being a big ol’ queen and I’ll make it home alive, but there are people who live in places where they can’t. Even here in New York you’ll get called a faggot from time to time by passing cars or groups of punks, and even here in New York I hear stories of people getting the shit kicked out of them just because they were gay.

Fantasies and Condoms - Our culture has created a narrative in which sex only feels good and looks sexy if no one is protected. We’re all suffering from this narrative, but sex workers are probably suffering the most.

~ e[lust] Editress ~

Some days we need a little hope - I encourage you to practice random acts of kindness that could be worthy of inclusion on the site (GivesMeHope.com). Be nice, be caring, let your heart open up just for the sake of bringing someone some happiness or comfort. Do you know how good it feels to just give?

See also: Pleasurists #83 and #84 for all your sex toy review needs.

All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy!

Kink & Fetish

An Anal Adventure

Bound in the Night

Being a Tart

Danger may explode without warning

Found It: Pearls for the Submissive Wife

Morning Rituals

Shoe Slut

(another!) Shoe Slut

Spanking my ass while fucking so he feels every wiggle

Submission is impossible in the absence of humanity

Strip, boy

Swallow Falls

The Trigger

The Beast with Three Backs

Erotic Writing

A long hot day

And then we kissed…

A Picture of Lust

Ass Plug

‘Come For Me…’

Depths

Exchange II

Forbidden Fantasy

Fucking Mika for the first time

Good Things Come To Those Who Wait

Getting Off…On The Road

Katie’s First Time

Master Class

My Favourite Waste of Time

Microfantasy Monday, week 84: Addiction

Picture to Word 2

Sociable

Saturday Night Plans

Safe Sex

The Train

Thunderstorms are Sexy

Teaching Respect (Part 1)

You First

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

Adventures in Birth Control

Erotic Awakening: A Swinger’s Comments

Friends With Benefits His Lush Behind!

Getting Started - Hotel Parties

Greetings From The Deep End - Swinging and Openness

How To Have Multiple Orgasms

Mr. Strong

Play Safe. Stay Safe. Get Tested. Be Protected.

Political Cuddling: Asking, Talking, Touching

Reflections on Glass

Something I Wish I’d Had 10 Years Ago

Sex: A required part of the college curriculum

Shades of Grey

Three’s Company

Ten Life Lessons I’m Learning from Enslavement

Uncomfortable

Walk of Shut The Fuck Up

Sex News, Interviews, Politics and Humor

Interview with Scarlett Chaos aka Essin’Em

The Media is Not Responsible for Your Poor Body Image

To Shave or Not to Shave

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Pleasurists #85

by admin on Jul.06, 2010, under NSFW

The Power’s Breaking Loose by vishstudio

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #84? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #86? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then use our submission form and submit it before Sunday July 11th at 11:59pm PDT.

Want to win some swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Editor’s Pick

  • Fun Factory Bootie by Hamilton Hexx
  • Shake, shake, shake….shake your Bootie!

    It’s not very often that I can look at a toy and go “Awwwwww”, but the Bootie from Fun Factory has a serious cute factor to it. Maybe it’s just the name of the toy, Bootie, that makes me smile. Maybe if it was named the Destroyer or Annihilator it would lose its cute factor

    Note: Now due to this review I have “Shake Your Booty” stuck in my head. That’s not enough for you? Well, it’s also well-written and features an image of Fun Factory’s strangest side-of-the-box warning. Check it out.

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Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

Looking for sexy posts other than reviews?

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On to the reviews…

Vibrators

Dildos

Anal Toys

Toys for Cocks

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books/Games

Adult DVDs & Porn

Sex Furniture

Lingerie

Miscellaneous

Pleasurists adult product review round-up

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Adventures In Birth Control

by admin on Jun.29, 2010, under A-OK

I’ve been getting asked quite a bit lately what kind of birth control I recommend. Every woman’s body is different, obviously, so what works for me may not work for someone else, but I thought I’d give a run down of what I’ve used and what has worked for me:

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Condoms

Condoms are pretty much the fall back of birth control, they’re easy to use, fairly cheap, and both men and women can take charge of this type of birth control. Sensitivity is a big thing to consider when using condoms, as most men say that it lessens sensitivity. I prefer feeling an un-sheathed penis inside of me than one with a condom and I know a lot of women who feel the same.

I believe that condoms should be used if you are not in a monogamous relationship, as a secondary form of birth control (in addition to another method) for extra protection, or, if you are in a monogamous relationship where both partners are STD free, if no other form of birth control is available.

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Birth Control Pill

I have tried the birth control pill FemCon Fe. This is the daily, chewable pill. Femcon Fe, along with most other pills, suppress the hormones that cause ovulation. Femcon Fe’s website claims that it is over 99% effective. Most birth control pills range from $20-$50 a month and most health insurance companies cover it completely.

The thing that I don’t like about pills is the burden of having to remember to take them daily. I am a HIGHLY forgetful person and without the fantastic reminder alarm that I had on my phone, I’m sure I would have forgotten to take it on occasion. With this pill, you’re supposed to begin taking it on the first Sunday of your period. I did that. I kept bleeding for FOUR STRAIGHT WEEKS before I decided I wasn’t going to continue taking the pill. I stopped taking it, and I stopped bleeding. I know that because your hormones are being messed around with, your body is going to take a while to get used to it, but  in my eyes, four weeks of bleeding was ridiculous.

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Birth Control Ring

NuvaRing is a small, flexible ring made of a polymer of ethylene vinyl acetate and magnesium stearate. It is designed to be inserted vaginally once a month. The ring stays in for three weeks, then you take it out for a week, and insert a new ring at the end of the fourth week. Like pills, the ring releases hormones that suppress ovulation. NuvaRings are also comparable in cost to the pill and is just as effective. The ring cannot be felt by a partner when having sex.

Here’s my issue with the NuvaRing: I got a prescription, put my first ring in with no problems, had no problems with it throughout the three weeks. At the end of that three weeks, though, I went to take it out and… IT WASN’T THERE. Yeah, it was nowhere to be found. I ended up going to my gyno to make sure it hadn’t gotten pushed further up into my uterus, but it hadn’t. It had fallen out at some point and I hadn’t noticed it. Thank the good Lord I didn’t get pregnant, because who knows how long it was out?! Needless to say, I didn’t continue to use the ring.

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Birth Control Patch

Ortho Evra is a small (I’d say about 1″ square) patch that sticks to your skin, similar to a nicotine patch. It works in the same way the pill and the ring do, and is just as effective and similar in cost. You put one patch on per week for three weeks, with the fourth week being patch-free. You can wear it either on your buttock, on your abdomen, on the outer part of your upper arm, or anywhere on your upper torso (front OR back, excluding your breasts).

The patch only had one problem for me: it didn’t stick properly to my skin. I tried it both on my shoulder blade and on my abdomen, and in both places, the patch worked it’s way off and stuck to my clothes. I was constantly removing corners of the patch from my shirt/underwear/pants and trying to re-stick it to my skin. I got tired of it, so after 2 months, I moved on.

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IUD (IntraUterine Device)

IUDs are small, T-shaped devices made out of flexible plastic. One type of IUD is also made with copper and lasts for up to 12 years, but I have the Mirena, which is completely plastic and lasts for up to 5 years. Both forms deliver hormones directly to the uterus, are over 99% effective and are inserted by your OB-GYN at an office visit. If you decide you want to become pregnant while you have an IUD in, all you have to do is return to your OB-GYN to have it removed, and once your hormones stabilize, pregnancy is an option. If you get to the end of the “shelf-life” of your IUD, you can have another one put in. The initial cost of an IUD is much more than other forms of birth control, somewhere between $175-$650, but there is no additional cost for it until you need to have another one inserted.

The cost for my Mirena was a $90 co-pay. I took some over the counter pain killers as my OB-GYN suggested before going in for the installation (as I affectionately refer to the insertion process). I was given a numbing shot, which felt like a sharp pinch, and then the device was inserted quickly. It hurt just a bit (a 2 on a scale of 10) when it was inserted, I felt a bit of cramping for a few hours afterwards, but other than that, the installation was simple. My periods were erratic for the first few months after I got the IUD, but have since evened out (I got the IUD in August of ‘09) and I haven’t had any problems with it.

Since I am in a monogamous relationship and neither me or my partner have any STDs, the IUD is the only method of birth control we use. I like the Mirena more than any other form of birth control I’ve used because you’re able to forget about it for 5 years, there’s no upkeep, nothing I have to remember to do, and it hasn’t gotten stuck on anything or fallen out. I would highly recommend it to women who have health insurance (if you don’t, I would suggest going with a cheaper form).

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Obviously, I haven’t tried EVERY type of birth control, so I can’t give you advice on the full spectrum, and like I said, different things will work for different women, but this is what has worked for me. I hope that it at least a little bit helpful and gives you something to think about!

If you take ONE thing away from this blog post, I hope it’s this:

HAVE SEX! HAVE FUN! BUT MAKE IT SAFE! :)

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#HNT: Anniversary

by admin on Jun.24, 2010, under NSFW

This Sunday, the 27th, will be the 1 year anniversary of my first date with the love of my life. It was a date that was not meant to be romantic at all, just two Twitter friends getting together, but it didn’t take long before we both knew we’d found our soul mate. I’ve never felt more safe, secure, loved and at home as I do when I’m in his arms:

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I love this man. :)

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday, lovies. Make sure you go see what other hotness awaits you at Osbasso’s blog.

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Review: Inked Glass Probe

by admin on Jun.22, 2010, under Reviews

I think glass dildos are the best thing ever. Granted, I’ve never tried a wood dildo (though I want to! Who wants to send me one?!), but as it stands now, glass is my favorite material for dildos. The first glass dildo I got, Adam & Eve’s Curved Beaded Glass Dildo, helps give me AMAZING orgasms and I <3 it immensely.

You know what else I <3? Tattoos! I only have 2, but I’ve been longing for more & I love the way tattoos look on (most) people.

So when I was perusing Adam & Eve’s website and came upon the Inked Glass Probe, I thought it was the perfect marriage of my love for glass dildos and tattoos.

inked5The Inked Glass Probe is cute (though it’d be better if we could submit our own tattoo designs to get inked on the dildo!), it’s 6″ long, 1.25″ wide, curved, with a small base.

The curve, width of the head and length of the shaft are just PERFECT for hitting my G-spot and paired with a clit vibrator, gave me great orgasms. There are two ridges on the head of the dildo, though I couldn’t tell if they added much sensation.

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The problem with using this glass dildo in my pussy, though, was the lack of much of a base to hold on to. My fingers actually started to cramp up while trying to keep a grip on it.

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The Adam & Eve site actually markets this dildo as an anal toy, though, and as an anal toy, the small flared base makes a safe play toy. The base isn’t shaped properly to use the toy as a wear-it-around anal plug, though, and a larger grip would make it easier for thrusting, whether in the ass or in the pussy.

On the whole, though, this is a nice glass dildo that does what it’s expected to!

The breakdown:

Positives: Decorative element makes a good addition to any collection, perfectly curved to hit the G-spot or prostate, safe for anal or vaginal play, easy to clean, and it’s moderately priced at $32.95.

Negative (yes, there’s only one): The base makes it hard to grip while thrusting.

I give the Inked Glass Probe 4.5 out of 5 Happy Bamboos!

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Disclaimer: I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.

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