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e[lust] #19

by admin on Sep.03, 2010, under NSFW

Photo courtesy of Emmy

Welcome to e[lust] - Your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #20? Start with the rules, check out the schedule and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

~ This Week’s Top Three Posts ~

The Rules - She squirmed in her chair as if impaled there by my finger slowly pushing in and out. “But I can tell you that on our third date, I want something a lot bigger than your finger in me.”

Consensual Nonconsent - He told me he was going to do whatever he wanted to me, and he wanted me to not give consent. He wanted to take it from me. He wanted me to say no, and the less l liked something the harder it would make him.

Love and light - So I move on, not as a submissive, but as the smart mature strong woman that I know that I am. I will credit him with changing me. Changing the way I see myself.

~ e[lust] Editress ~

Confessional: Annual Reminder - In the dark, in the car, in the parking lot of a somewhat posh store, he got a fantastic blowjob as uptight conservatives drove past us.

~ Featured Post (Lilly’s Pick) ~

What’s Been Eating Emmy - A yearly test is good for most, but if you find you are playing with a larger than usual number of people, go get retested. Put yourself and your future partners mind at ease.

See also: Pleasurists #92 and #93 for all your sex toy review needs.

All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy!

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationship

Adventures in Buttsex

Beginner Anal Positions

Clever Slut

Ever Changing

Jane Says: Take A2M Precautions

The Big Poly Secret - The Kreplit Famine

The P-Spot is the New Male Orgasm

Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery

What is Love?

Erotic Writing

“…is Hard to Do”

Bathroom Blowjobs

Dance of The Veil(Erotic Fiction Writing)

Erotica: A “Break In” - Fantasy pt1

Foreplay – An Erotic Beginning

Her Birthday

In Plain Sight…

Just a Friend

Loki At Play

Lydia and the Wrong Stockings

my turn

Mike & Jenny In The Bookstore

Need

On Fucking Jesus

Poem

School Detention

Trust Me

The Ordeal (Part Three)

The Heat of the Moment

The Closet

The Lioness

The Belt

The Brazilian

The Show

Voyeur ISO….

Sex News, Interviews, Politics & Humor

A New Day

Interview with Athena Hollow of Geek Girls Online

KSL’s 2nd Anniversary

My Evening Out

What Happened?

Kink & Fetish

A Drink and A Smoke

Begging, Pleading

Basement

Dangerous Rope

Day 1- Define Your Kinky Self

How To Find A Mistress

I’m Here, I’m Queer???

Kissing, is all

Leash

Punishment and an Ominous Chain

The Maid and the Jewels

Temple

the 2nd night with the Farmer

Total orgasmic destruction

What FetLife Has Done

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#HNT: Post-#strippernight

by admin on Jul.22, 2010, under NSFW

So I snapped this picture last night after I returned home from #strippernight with my girls. I was still tipsy & I was trying to get a picture of not only my boobs but also the red mark on my right boob (you can kind of see it in the picture) that was a result of getting groped repeatedly by one of my friends. A mark that I was happy to get!

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Make sure you head over to Osbasso’s blog to check out other hot, half-nekkid people!

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday!

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Programmed for Pleasure

by admin on Jul.19, 2010, under NSFW

It had been an exhausting day, herding a group of 3rd graders during a field trip at the zoo on what turned out to be the hottest day of the year. As soon as I got home, I stripped and laid down on the bed, under the fan, willing myself to cool off. I hadn’t planned on it, but I fell asleep.

I awoke to the sound of my husband, Evan, returning from the computer programming company he works for. I heard him come in the door, drop his stuff off in his office and walk toward the bedroom. He peeked his head in the door and his eyes lit up when he saw me on the bed, naked.

“Well hello, gorgeous. Tough day?”

I sighed. “Very tough. We had the field trip today and it was exhausting. I had to stop Tyler from climbing into a few different animal cages. I passed out soon after I got home.”

He furrowed his brow in concern. “Yikes.” Then the sparkle in his eye and mischievous grin returned. “I made something for you today that I think will be perfect to take your mind off of this tough day. And you’re in the perfect position to enjoy it.”

“Ooh! A surprise?! I can’t wait to see it!”

He stepped a little further into the room and opened the double doors wide. “Robo, come,” he commanded.

I gasped as a 4 foot high machine that looked like something out of a sci-fi movie rolled into the room.

“Wha… what is it?” I stammered.

“A little something I put together for you, something to keep you company when I’m away. Will you scoot toward the end of the bed so I can show you what it does?”

I hesitantly did what he asked.

“Robo, turn.” The machine turned itself toward me.

“Robo, dildo.” A door on the front of the machine popped open and with a mechanical groan, a bar with a dildo attached slid out.

“Evan, ohmigod! You can’t be serious!”

“Come on, love, I spent a lot of time building and programming this. At least give it a try.”

I bit my lip uncertainly. “Ugh, ok, fine.”

“Good girl. Robo, lube.” Another “arm” slid out of the robot and squirted lube on my pussy, making me gasp at the cold slickness. “Now will you slide yourself a little bit down on the dildo?”

I did as my husband asked, moaning as I pushed my pussy down on the thick dildo.

“Robo, thrust.” The dildo arm started thrusting into me at a slow pace. As much as I didn’t want to, I couldn’t help but moan at how good it felt.

“Robo, faster.” The dildo thrusted faster.

“Robo, vibrate.” A third arm with a round nub on the end slid from the machine and made contact with my clit. It began to vibrate and I moaned even louder.

Evan sunk down on the bed next to me and began kissing my neck. “Now I want you to control him. He recognizes over 100 commands. Just make sure you say his name first,” he whispered into my ear. He slid his tongue down to my nipples and began suckling on them, causing my hips to twitch in response.

“Umm… Robo… thrust harder.” The machine responded immediately. “Oh God… Robo… vibrate faster.” The vibrations on my clit sped up.

Being filled with a thick, thrusting cock, having amazingly on point vibrations on my clit, and having my husband suck and nibble on my nipples had me screaming in orgasm in a very short time. And then again. After the third orgasm, I needed a break.

Breathless, I managed one last command: “Robo, stop.” The thrusting and vibration stopped, and the arms retracted into the body of the machine.

Evan stopped playing with my nipples and looked up at me, smiling. “So am I right to assume you like your present?”

All I could manage was a satisfied groan in response.

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This story was written for Microfantasy Monday. Sweltering Celt’s theme for this week was “anything geeky.” I hope you enjoyed my take on it!

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e[lust] #17

by admin on Jul.07, 2010, under NSFW

Photo courtesy of Elle from Kink Unleashed

Welcome to e[lust] - Your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #18? Start with the rules, check out the schedule and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

Editor’s Note: A little change in how things are done for this edition - you’ll notice there are no “Top 3″ picks - due in part to the holiday I ended up being extremely short on judges and I didn’t have enough for fair voting. So instead, I expanded my “Featured Post”. (If you’d like to volunteer to be an occasional judge for e[lust], just email me, Lilly, at questions.e.lust @ gmail.com) Also, please be sure to check out the new summer schedule in effect until the 20th edition.

~ Featured Posts (Lilly’s Pick) ~

Why Pride is Still Important - When someone tells me that they don’t think Pride is necessary, I can’t help but believe that they go through life with tunnel vision. I live in New York where for the most part I can walk around being a big ol’ queen and I’ll make it home alive, but there are people who live in places where they can’t. Even here in New York you’ll get called a faggot from time to time by passing cars or groups of punks, and even here in New York I hear stories of people getting the shit kicked out of them just because they were gay.

Fantasies and Condoms - Our culture has created a narrative in which sex only feels good and looks sexy if no one is protected. We’re all suffering from this narrative, but sex workers are probably suffering the most.

~ e[lust] Editress ~

Some days we need a little hope - I encourage you to practice random acts of kindness that could be worthy of inclusion on the site (GivesMeHope.com). Be nice, be caring, let your heart open up just for the sake of bringing someone some happiness or comfort. Do you know how good it feels to just give?

See also: Pleasurists #83 and #84 for all your sex toy review needs.

All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy!

Kink & Fetish

An Anal Adventure

Bound in the Night

Being a Tart

Danger may explode without warning

Found It: Pearls for the Submissive Wife

Morning Rituals

Shoe Slut

(another!) Shoe Slut

Spanking my ass while fucking so he feels every wiggle

Submission is impossible in the absence of humanity

Strip, boy

Swallow Falls

The Trigger

The Beast with Three Backs

Erotic Writing

A long hot day

And then we kissed…

A Picture of Lust

Ass Plug

‘Come For Me…’

Depths

Exchange II

Forbidden Fantasy

Fucking Mika for the first time

Good Things Come To Those Who Wait

Getting Off…On The Road

Katie’s First Time

Master Class

My Favourite Waste of Time

Microfantasy Monday, week 84: Addiction

Picture to Word 2

Sociable

Saturday Night Plans

Safe Sex

The Train

Thunderstorms are Sexy

Teaching Respect (Part 1)

You First

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

Adventures in Birth Control

Erotic Awakening: A Swinger’s Comments

Friends With Benefits His Lush Behind!

Getting Started - Hotel Parties

Greetings From The Deep End - Swinging and Openness

How To Have Multiple Orgasms

Mr. Strong

Play Safe. Stay Safe. Get Tested. Be Protected.

Political Cuddling: Asking, Talking, Touching

Reflections on Glass

Something I Wish I’d Had 10 Years Ago

Sex: A required part of the college curriculum

Shades of Grey

Three’s Company

Ten Life Lessons I’m Learning from Enslavement

Uncomfortable

Walk of Shut The Fuck Up

Sex News, Interviews, Politics and Humor

Interview with Scarlett Chaos aka Essin’Em

The Media is Not Responsible for Your Poor Body Image

To Shave or Not to Shave

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Pleasurists #85

by admin on Jul.06, 2010, under NSFW

The Power’s Breaking Loose by vishstudio

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #84? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #86? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then use our submission form and submit it before Sunday July 11th at 11:59pm PDT.

Want to win some swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Editor’s Pick

  • Fun Factory Bootie by Hamilton Hexx
  • Shake, shake, shake….shake your Bootie!

    It’s not very often that I can look at a toy and go “Awwwwww”, but the Bootie from Fun Factory has a serious cute factor to it. Maybe it’s just the name of the toy, Bootie, that makes me smile. Maybe if it was named the Destroyer or Annihilator it would lose its cute factor

    Note: Now due to this review I have “Shake Your Booty” stuck in my head. That’s not enough for you? Well, it’s also well-written and features an image of Fun Factory’s strangest side-of-the-box warning. Check it out.

Editor

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

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On to the reviews…

Vibrators

Dildos

Anal Toys

Toys for Cocks

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books/Games

Adult DVDs & Porn

Sex Furniture

Lingerie

Miscellaneous

Pleasurists adult product review round-up

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#HNT: Anniversary

by admin on Jun.24, 2010, under NSFW

This Sunday, the 27th, will be the 1 year anniversary of my first date with the love of my life. It was a date that was not meant to be romantic at all, just two Twitter friends getting together, but it didn’t take long before we both knew we’d found our soul mate. I’ve never felt more safe, secure, loved and at home as I do when I’m in his arms:

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I love this man. :)

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday, lovies. Make sure you go see what other hotness awaits you at Osbasso’s blog.

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#HNT: Going Bohemian

by admin on Jun.10, 2010, under NSFW

I got this new, summery scarf the other day. It’s purple, of course, and a light linen. Kinda makes me wish I had a nice, flow-y skirt in the same material!

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Make sure you go check out the other Half-Nekkid entries. You can find ‘em over at Osbasso’s place. Enjoy!

#HHNT!

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Let The Music Move You

by admin on Jun.08, 2010, under NSFW

The hard-hitting rock blared through the speakers, managing to stay louder than the yells and screams of the crowd. I was in the midst of the crowd of fans, all pushing, dancing, straining closer to the stage. I had long since lost myself in the music, allowing the pulsing of the music to flow through my veins and move me.

The ending of one song brought the start of another - a distinct and dramatic change of music. The bass drum pounded, the bass guitar thrummed, a synthesizer joined the chorus. This music had a hypnotic effect, perhaps amplified by the contact high I was experiencing, and I felt a sort of out of body experience as I began to undress myself. I stripped off my top and bra, my jeans and panties, hearing nothing but the music and seeing nothing but wild images on the insides of my eyelids.

As I finished stripping off my panties, I felt strong, rough hands lift me up, then more hands on my legs and arms, bringing my body parallel to the ground. I was passed from hands to hands across the crowd, feeling hands slapping my buttocks, fingers pinching my nipples, caressing my breasts, exploring my nether lips and my hard clit.

The pounding of the music grew in my ears, just as the pounding of my clit increased. The music caressed me as the scores of unknown hands did. Welcome fingers invaded my pussy and ass, pushing me towards climax.

The song ended just as the orgasm burst inside of me, leaving my screams of pleasure the only sound echoing in the night.

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This is my (late) entry for this week’s Microfantasy Monday. Ang gave us the theme of music. Hope you enjoyed my take on it!

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Best. Orgasm. EVER.

by admin on Jun.08, 2010, under NSFW

This in my ass:

vibro

Plus this in my pussy:

glass

Plus my love(r)’s mouth & tongue on my clit

Equals

The Best. Orgasm. EVER.

The vibration from the butt plug is intensified by the glass dildo and sent up into my clit, which is already being assaulted by my man’s tongue. Having the plug & the dildo in gives a deliciously full feeling. The large bulb on the dildo hits my G-spot perfectly. All of these things combined result in the most intense, explosive orgasm I’ve ever had.

If you want to try it out, you can find both of the toys at Adam & Eve, but you’ll need to find your own man! Mine’s not for sale!  ;-P

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All is Fair in Love and War

by admin on May.31, 2010, under NSFW

Lucas limped away from the wreckage of the shot-down helicopter, saying a silent prayer for the other 4 men who hadn’t made it out along with a prayer of thanks that, aside from a fairly deep gash on his leg and a minor head injury, he had been unharmed.

He knew that the Marine camp they had been headed to in order to deliver supplies was only a few miles away and that since the enemy was sure to arrive soon to scavenge the wreckage, his best bet was to head to the camp.

Armed with his pistol and two M4s he was able to find amongst the wreckage, Lucas set off through the trees in the direction of the Marine camp. His luck continued as he trekked through enemy territory - he didn’t encounter any enemy soldiers.

Two hours after Lucas started trudging cautiously toward the Marine camp, M4 at the ready in case an enemy combatant was spotted, he came upon a small hill. He mounted the hill slowly and quietly and peered over the crest, half expecting to find an enemy camp.

Instead, he saw a small clearing with a small lake. His jaw dropped when he recognized what was going on in the middle of the lake - two milk chocolate-skinned, dark-haired beauties were splashing around naked, their bountiful breasts bobbing on the surface of the water. Lucas actually rubbed his eyes, thinking he was seeing things on account of his head injury. But no, there they were, as real as could be, laughing and playing, their skin glistening from the droplets of water.

Lucas peered around the edges of the clearing, straining to make sure there weren’t any enemies lying in wait. Not seeing anything, he carefully crept over the crest of the hill and down the other side, toward the lake. As he got closer, he chose a tree to hide behind with branches that enabled him to watch unseen.

After a few minutes, the women made their way to the bank of the lake and emerged from the water, holding hands. The taller of the two women sank down on a blanket at the edge of the lake and the shorter one followed suit. As they talked in the foreign tongue, the shorter one began to run her fingers along the skin of the other’s thigh. The taller one spread her thighs apart, giving Lucas a perfect view of her mound, shockingly pink against her dark skin. The hand crept closer to her pussy, eventually covering it, then stroking, rubbing, pinching. The tall woman gasped and sighed as the shorter one brought her mouth down upon her nipple, fingers sliding into her.

Lucas watched intently, grinding his hardening cock on the tree bark. He hadn’t seen a woman, much less touched one, in 8 months, and he longed to join these two foreign beauties. As the taller woman’s moans grew, so did Lucas’ resolve to attempt to join.

His aching cock finally made the decision for him, and he quietly stepped around the tree. On his fourth step closer to the lake, though, Lucas stepped on an enemy mine.

He died instantly, head still swimming with thoughts of fucking foreign lesbians.

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This week’s Microfantasy Monday prompt was to write a military fantasy, in honor of Memorial Day. Though mine wasn’t quite micro, I hope you enjoyed it. :)

Head over to see Ang, The Sweltering Celt, and the rest of the #mfm entries.

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