It’s Panda, Miss Dementia If You’re Nasty

So. Clit sensitizer. Though it’s rare that I have trouble orgasming through clit stimulation, I figured this cream (though I’d characterize it more as a gel) surely couldn’t hurt. The outcome?

I’m happy to announce that I finally have a fairly positive review to write!

Though the “Make Me Cum” Clit Sensitizer gel/cream/whatever isn’t the be-all and end-all of sex accessories, it did make things more interesting in the bedroom, both with my partner and on my own.

Here are the specs on this sexy extra:

- Ingredients: Deionized Water, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxyethylcellulose,           L-Arginine, Menthol, Methylparaben, Lechithin and Tetrasodium EDTA.           The L-Arginine is apparently the magic maker and is supposed to                           ”increase clitoral sensitivity and frequency of orgasms!” The                                      menthol gives this clear gel a bit of a Ben Gay smell, but only if you stick            your nose right in the jar.

- You get 1/2 fl. oz. of this gel in the cute, tiny jar, but the average number           of applications is 46. This is because you only need a fingertip’s worth of             the gel per application.

- It can be found for $9.95 at Adam & Eve.

So, like I said, there wasn’t a huge heavens-opening-up-angels-singing-orgasmic-epiphany type revelation with the gel, but here’s what it did do: just what it promised. It made my clit more sensitive, both when touched by fingers and by my Hitachi, and one orgasm rolled into another without the “down slope” that normally happens in between my orgasms.

It was a nice extra. Not mind blowing, but it enhanced my orgasms. Because of that, I give the “Make Me Cum” Clit Sensitizer cream 3 out of 5 Happy Bamboos.

Disclaimer: I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.

My ass!

When we first got together, @jstolle claimed that he didn’t particularly enjoy the actual act of spanking me, he just liked it because it got me hot. Well, judging by how into spanking me he gets now, the grunts and moans that I hear from him while he’s doing it, I think it’s safe to say he likes it as much as I do.

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday!

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Bowl of Temptation by Raven Girl Photography

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Editor’s Pick

• Awkward Mother’s Day: A Dual Review of Form 2 by Carnivalesq

If you all remember, Mom helped out with a brief comment about LELO’s Liv. The reason I wanted her in on the Form 2 review is… well, there are so many reasons. One? It’s catchy. A dual review of the Form 2, which is itself a dual-motor vibrator? It’s got a nice ring to it. Also, Mother’s Day is coming up (HINT!). But the real reason? I know there are a number of readers who are older than I am, who are probably closer to my Mom’s age.

Note: If the fact that it’s a dual-review done by Carnivalesq and her mother doesn’t already want you to read it (though I don’t know why you would need more incentive than that), they also comment on some “gems from the user manual” and lots of links to amusing videos littered through the text.

Editor

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• Lucid Dreams #54 by Jessie Beth
• OhMiBod Club Vibe by Mistress Kay
• Onye Fleur by Darling Dove
• Onye B2 Fleur by Jessie Beth
• Jimmyjane Form 2 by Carnivalesq
• Ice Vibrator by Jessie Beth
• Close2you Sinfonia by Marilyn
• Duo Obsessions Lavish by Mistress Kay
• Sexy Bunny by Jessie Beth
• Iconic Rabbit by Sammi
• Sqweel by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Lipstick Vibe by Muffyspingulove
• Ez Bend by Keeshia
• Rhythm O Bounding Bunny by Syd Vicous
• Laya Spot by Kaijah
• Bet on Black by Sammi
• Rampant Rabbit Thruster Review by Joanna Cake
• Close2you Opus by Marilyn
• LELO Gigi by Pretty Power Tools
• One Touch Magic Bullet by Sammi
• Blueberry Buzz by Lux Zakari
• G-Swirl by Sexorcism
• G-Swirl by Missy
• Venus Penis “G” by PandaDementia
• OhMiBod Club Vibe by Kylie
• OhMiBod Freestyle by Marilyn

Dildos

• Vixen Creations Mistress by Darling Dove

Anal Toys

• Nexus GPlay Trio by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
• Dichroic Glass Anal Plug by Mistress Kay
• Aneros Helix by Colby H.
• Encore by Sex, Lies and Prelaw
• Pfun Plug by Toys in Love
• Nexus Excel by Thick Shady
• LELO Bob by Cooper

Toys for Cocks

• Miho Love Pillow by namelesschaos
• 4Us Vibrating Ring by Sammi
• Tenga Egg “Clicker” by Jessie Beth
• Tenga Egg “Silky” by namelesschaos
• Vibrating Support Plus Pleasure Point Ring by Keeshia
• Tantus Stroker XL by namelesschaos
• LELO Tor by Cooper

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Sliquid Organics Silk by Jessie Beth
• Emerita Oh by True Pleasures
• Gun Oil by Chops McGruff
• Babeland Body Massage Candle by Sexorcism
• Swede Aqua Comfort by Toys in Love
• Zestra by Nanny Berry

BDSM/Fetish

• Kinklab Men’s Anal Plug Harness with Cockring by Kyle Jones
• Japanese Bondage Rope by Essin Em
• Aslan Ball Gag by Pretty Power Tools

Adult Books/Games

• The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men by Mistress Kay
• The New Topping Book by Juliettia
• An Enchanting Evening by Mistress Kay

Adult Movies & Porn

• Glamazons by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
• Award Winning Sex Scenes by Juliettia
• Better Sex Sexplorations Series by Mistress Kay
• Prison Planet Escape by The Porn Librarian
• Bordello by FrzKey
• Pippa the Posh Bint by J.D. Bouchery
• Swimsuit Calendar Girls Vol. 2 by The Porn Librarian
• Talk To Me Baby: A Lover’s Guide to Dirty Talk & Role Play by FrzKey

Lingerie

• Bra and Cincher 3 Piece Set by Isabel0329

Miscellaneous

• Condom Cube by Mistress Kay
• Pleasure Me Purse Kit by Luscious Lily
• Enhance Me Breast Forms by Mistress Kay

So don’t treat me like one.

Just because I disagree with some of your opinions, just because I express my concern about some of your actions, does NOT mean that I am judging you or that I am personally attacking you.

There is a HUGE difference between a personal attack and a dissenting opinion. This is a difference that not enough people understand. There are BAD people and then there are good people that make the occasional bad decision. When someone is under the opinion that an action you took was a bad decision, they are not calling you a bad person.

There are a lot of bloggers who get nasty, ridiculously insulting personal attacks via blog comments/emails/formspring questions/etc., but far too many of these bloggers are too quick to lump people who express dissenting opinions without personal attacks into this asshole category. Yes, sometimes people express dissenting opinions in heated, passionate ways, but even if they are calling your opinion ridiculous or your action “dickish”, that does not equate to them talking shit about you.

There are some bloggers who also claim that people are judgmental from a distance and judge only on what they read without seeking more details. I think this is silly because why should I, as a blog reader, assume that you are leaving details out of your stories or accounts of your experiences? You tell me what you want me to know, so of course I have to draw my conclusions from what I have read instead of assuming you haven’t told the whole story and asking you for the missing details. If I post a comment about your blog post and you think I have misunderstood what you were saying, then either clarify the points I misunderstood or just write me off as not understanding the intent of what you were saying or make sure you put everything you want people to know in the original blog post. There’s no need to take it as a personal affront, there’s no need to get hostile or pull the “DON’T JUDGE ME! YOU DON’T KNOW ME!” card.

I can understand not enjoying when people disagree with you (after all, everybody likes to be validated) but please, I beg of you, take a step back and evaluate the comment from a non-emotional standpoint before you react. Did the commenter say “I rarely hear you mention safe sex. I was wondering what you use to practice safe sex, if anything?” or did they say, “You never use protection when you whore around and I think it’s disgusting and you ought to be ashamed of yourself”? One is a personal attack, the other is a harmless question. I promise you, your life will be filled with a lot less drama if you can make this distinction.

Disclaimer: Though this post was inspired by a few certain bloggers and I took examples from certain blog posts, I in no way dislike these bloggers or think they are bad people. Quite the opposite, actually. I am simply disagreeing with the idea that expressing dissenting opinions or expressing concern is a personal attack. The End.

The other night while we were having Sexy Time, the man started biting me for the first time. And I mean BITING me, not the light nibbling that he’s done on occasion. And DAMN. I had forgotten how much it makes my nether-regions tingle to be fiercely bitten. Maybe it’s a subconscious vampire fetish, I dunno. But here is the aftermath:

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I’ve wanted a hands-free vibrator for a while now so when it was time to make my new toy list for Adam & Eve, I searched for one on their website. There aren’t a whole lot of hands-free, wireless vibrators, unfortunately, but I was excited when I came upon the Venus Penis “G” which seemed to be exactly what I was looking for: hands-free, wireless remote, vibrator, G-spot stimulator, PURPLE.

The Venus Penis “G” has thigh straps made of plastic that expand to fit women with large thighs (ME!), it has a 2.5″ G-spot stimulator, it has “fluttering wings”, “tantalizing ticklers” and a wireless remote control that offers 4 levels of “vibration, pulsation and escalation.” The remote control works up to 32 feet away.

I thought this wireless remote control toy would be a fun way for my man and I to play while we were out of the house. He could control the remote at the dinner table or in the movie theater and tease me mercilessly until I was ravenous and jumped him as soon as we got home or, if I couldn’t wait that long, took my frustration out on him in the car. Sounds awesome, right?!

Well, the reality of this vibrator didn’t live up to the fantasy. The Venus Penis IS hands-free, wireless AND purple, but that’s where the awesomeness ends. The toy itself is big and bulky, not something that I (or anyone, I think) would be able to wear out of the house and especially not walk around in, unless someone WANTS to look like a cowboy getting off a horse after a long trail ride. I certainly don’t.

The wings of the vibrator DON’T “flutter” at all, as the box claims, but just sit there. The “tantalizing ticklers” are anything but. They barely move when the vibrator is turned on. The “G-spot penis” fell short of my G-spot and did not provide any G-spot stimulation whatsoever. And, finally, the vibration strength is severely lacking.

When I tried out the toy, sitting on the couch, legs splayed as far apart as possible since the bulk of the unit made it uncomfortable to walk or sit properly, I could barely feel the vibrations on my clit. When I used my hand to push the vibrator closer to my pussy, I felt it enough to get me a bit excited, to get me wet, but it was far from getting me off.

Disappointment. Annoyance. DESPAIR!! Ok, it didn’t actually get to the point of despair, but it was highly annoying and disappointing. I just wanted to be able to be a good little slut and wear sex toys out in public! *sigh*

So, here’s the recap:

Positives - Pretty purple!, thigh straps that expand to fit us big girls, hands-free and wireless… yeah, that’s all I’ve got.

Negatives - Weak vibration, too-short (or poorly angled or both) G-spot stimulator, useless wings and ticklers, bulky unit.

Don’t bother with this disappointing toy. The Venus Penis “G” gets ONE out of FIVE Happy Bamboos.

Disclaimer: I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.

It’s been a while since I’ve participated in MicroFantasy Monday, so please excuse me if I’m a little rusty, but here’s my attempt at taking on the theme of “Opening”:

We were lying on my bed, half-clothed. She interrupted our hot and heavy makeout session and ordered me to sit up, close my eyes and put out my hands. I did as she requested, always eager for a surprise. I heard her rustling around in her bag and then a light package was placed into my hands.

“Open,” she demanded.

I opened my eyes and stole a glimpse of her gorgeous breasts, a sight which made my clit throb, before looking down at the box. It was long & thin, wrapped nicely with a bow.

As I tore open the paper, I asked, “What is this for?”

“No special reason, just something I thought we could have fun with.”

I got the wrapping paper off and lifted off the lid of the box.

*gasp* “A spreader bar?”

She leaned down and kissed me deeply, tongue darting around my mouth. As her lips parted from mine, she whispered, “Yes, love. I want to see you opened for me. Now finish stripping.”

Always incredibly turned on by her forceful side, I quickly slid off my jeans and panties. She ran her fingers lightly over my bare pubic lips, causing my hips to arch and a gasp to escape my lips.

She pushed me back down on the bed and removed the bar from it’s box. She attached one cuff to my left ankle, kissing my foot tenderly. Then she roughly grabbed my right knee and pushed my thighs apart, buckling the other side of the spreader bar to my right ankle.

She stood back and examined me and, apparently not satisfied with the results, slid the spreader bar apart until it was locked in an even longer position. Again, she stood back and examined her work.

I had never been this wide open for anyone before, never been examined so clinically like this. I felt utterly mortified. A warm flush invaded my cheeks and I wished she would just get it over with.

A small smirk played on her lips. “Yes, I think that will do.” She bent forward and kissed my neck, fingers playing along my open lips. “You have such a pretty pussy, my love. The prettiest I’ve ever seen. One last surprise for that pretty pussy, though…”

She turned and grabbed my Throe from beside the bed, pushing it under my ass. Then she reached into her bag again and pulled out a large bottle of lube. She opened up the bottle and poured some onto her fingers and then began working it into my pussy.

She looked at me, a twinkle playing in her eye. “I know you’ve been fantasizing about being fisted. Tonight, we’re going to make that fantasy a reality. You WILL open up for me, won’t you?”

I moaned in anticipation and agreement as she set to work.

I took this picture all by myself, which wasn’t easy with an only 1o second delay on the timer. I’m thinking, though, that I may have to set myself up like this one of these nights when the kids are gone and wait for @jstolle to find me. He may have an idea or two about what to do if he found me like this, don’t you think?

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#HHNT!

I’ve wanted a dog ever since I started living on my own, but didn’t want to subject a dog to my small apartment. When I moved into my house, I wanted to get a dog right away, but had to wait until finances would allow it. That day happened about 2 months ago.

She is a shelter dog named Lola, estimated to be about a year old and a schnauzer/terrier mix. She’s a pain in the ass on a lot of occasions, but she also brings me a lot of joy & peace (much like my children!). I have started taking her for brisk walks in the evening and the exercise + the quietness of the neighborhood + the awesome music I have playing via my earbuds = a calming effect on me. I love the walks and I love my puppy.

(And yes, I WILL be dressing her up as a showgirl for Halloween.)

Head on over to Osbasso’s blog to see other #HNT goodness! Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday!