It’s Panda, Miss Dementia If You’re Nasty

Lucas limped away from the wreckage of the shot-down helicopter, saying a silent prayer for the other 4 men who hadn’t made it out along with a prayer of thanks that, aside from a fairly deep gash on his leg and a minor head injury, he had been unharmed.

He knew that the Marine camp they had been headed to in order to deliver supplies was only a few miles away and that since the enemy was sure to arrive soon to scavenge the wreckage, his best bet was to head to the camp.

Armed with his pistol and two M4s he was able to find amongst the wreckage, Lucas set off through the trees in the direction of the Marine camp. His luck continued as he trekked through enemy territory - he didn’t encounter any enemy soldiers.

Two hours after Lucas started trudging cautiously toward the Marine camp, M4 at the ready in case an enemy combatant was spotted, he came upon a small hill. He mounted the hill slowly and quietly and peered over the crest, half expecting to find an enemy camp.

Instead, he saw a small clearing with a small lake. His jaw dropped when he recognized what was going on in the middle of the lake - two milk chocolate-skinned, dark-haired beauties were splashing around naked, their bountiful breasts bobbing on the surface of the water. Lucas actually rubbed his eyes, thinking he was seeing things on account of his head injury. But no, there they were, as real as could be, laughing and playing, their skin glistening from the droplets of water.

Lucas peered around the edges of the clearing, straining to make sure there weren’t any enemies lying in wait. Not seeing anything, he carefully crept over the crest of the hill and down the other side, toward the lake. As he got closer, he chose a tree to hide behind with branches that enabled him to watch unseen.

After a few minutes, the women made their way to the bank of the lake and emerged from the water, holding hands. The taller of the two women sank down on a blanket at the edge of the lake and the shorter one followed suit. As they talked in the foreign tongue, the shorter one began to run her fingers along the skin of the other’s thigh. The taller one spread her thighs apart, giving Lucas a perfect view of her mound, shockingly pink against her dark skin. The hand crept closer to her pussy, eventually covering it, then stroking, rubbing, pinching. The tall woman gasped and sighed as the shorter one brought her mouth down upon her nipple, fingers sliding into her.

Lucas watched intently, grinding his hardening cock on the tree bark. He hadn’t seen a woman, much less touched one, in 8 months, and he longed to join these two foreign beauties. As the taller woman’s moans grew, so did Lucas’ resolve to attempt to join.

His aching cock finally made the decision for him, and he quietly stepped around the tree. On his fourth step closer to the lake, though, Lucas stepped on an enemy mine.

He died instantly, head still swimming with thoughts of fucking foreign lesbians.

This week’s Microfantasy Monday prompt was to write a military fantasy, in honor of Memorial Day. Though mine wasn’t quite micro, I hope you enjoyed it.

Head over to see Ang, The Sweltering Celt, and the rest of the #mfm entries.

I wish I were somewhere tropical, enjoying the sand, surf & sun. The humid heat of Texas just isn’t cutting it. Something like this, but, you know, less cartoon-y and more real:  

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday, all. Go over to see Osbasso and the more hot half-nekkidness. <3

So today is the 5th birthday of #HNT and the “assignment” is to re-post our first #HNT pic along with a re-creation of that pic. The very first #HNT pic I posted was just over a year ago, on March 5, 2009:

And here’s today’s re-creation:

One of the first comments I got on that #HNT (which was only my SECOND post on my first blog!) was from talkingchest over at Fragmented Reality and he said: “Excellent… First, a MFM, now an HNT post… Next thing you know, you’ll be posting sex toy reviews and you’ll be a sex blog superstar.”

Now, I don’t know about being a “sex blog superstar,” but he was definitely right about the toy reviews! :o)

Happy Birthday, #HNT! Make sure you go see the other hot pics at Osbasso’s blog! Enjoy!

Photo courtesy of Emmy

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ToyWithMe is having a contest. The prize is a We-Vibe II!

After seeing this awesome toy and reading Crissy’s ‘Very, very nice’ review of it, who wouldn’t want this bad boy?!

I DO!!

The Violet Vertical Vibrator was wholly disappointing. To demonstrate why, I’m going to go through the description that Adam & Eve provides for this product and tell you how each claim fails.

- “A supple heart-shaped base lets this vibrator stand up on any flat surface.” Yes, the base could be considered “supple,” but the vibrating bullet that fits inside the base STICKS OUT THE BOTTOM, causing the base not to be flush and causing the vibrator to stand at an angle.

- “The ultra-flexible and soft ribbed shaft bends easily to handle hard thrusts in any position!” Yes, the 4.5″ long & 1″ wide shaft IS flexible, but it made it feel like I was fucking a limp cock. I want my dildos like my men: rock hard and ready to pound me! *sigh* Also, the ribs are TOO soft. So soft that I could barely feel them inside of me.

- “The heart-shaped raised detail on the base is perfect for clitoral stimulation.” Umm, no. Just NO. This detail may be raised, but minutely so. Seriously, it’s barely raised. Even if it WERE raised enough to come in contact with my clit, though, the base is such a thick plastic that the vibrations are severely muted by the time they get to the nub. Even with my finger pressed to the nub, I could barely feel the vibrations.

- “This vibrator is like getting two great sex toys in one - use the bullet vibrator in the base and ride it for amazing g-spot stimulation, or take out the bullet and go after intense direct clitoral stimulation!” Ok, a few issues with this: 1) the dildo doesn’t touch the G-spot at all. It’s not AT ALL formed properly to hit it. 2) The bullet isn’t powerful enough to make me cum OUT of the plastic, how in the hell are the vibrations going to be strong enough to stimulate my G-spot (if the toy actually hit my G-spot) after travelling through all that plastic? Complete fail on both counts.

- “The pink and purple remote is comes with ribbed grips on either side, so no matter how wild your play gets, it’ll stay put!  Then just turn on your vibrator and click the remote’s trigger to cycle through 7 orgasmically good functions!” Yes, the remote is pretty cool. It’s a very unique remote, with one button for On/Off and a “trigger” to change the vibration functions. It also lights up so you can see what you’re doing in the dark. “7 orgasmically good functions,” though? Yeah, that’s a huge laugh. 7 functions, yes. FAR from orgasmic, though. Like I said before, the bullet is so lacking in power that it didn’t even get me close to orgasm.

Not good, right? Well, in case you didn’t have the energy to read through all of that, here’s the RECAP:

Pros: Cool & unique remote with “trigger” and it LIGHTS UP! It’s waterproof and easy to clean. Oh, and it’s purple.

Cons: EVERYTHING ELSE.

So, because this product was worthless but is redeemed just slightly by it’s remote, I give it a 1.5 out of 5 Happy Bamboos.

Disclaimer: I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.

She stumbled through the trees, branches snapping under her feet and slapping her face, leaves tickling the bare skin that her tattered clothes left exposed. Her thighs ached from running, her knees painful from tripping and falling onto rocks. She looked behind her. He was no where in sight. She stopped and hid behind a tree. She tried to listen for him, but her breathing was loud and labored, her breasts heaved and her lungs burned as she gasped for air.

She pressed her back to the coolness of the tree trunk, willing her legs to continue running. “I have to keep moving,” she thought. “He can’t be far behind.”

She screamed as she felt large, rough hands grasp her wrists. Her hands were quickly pulled behind her, around the tree, and she felt rope bite into her wrists as she was secured tightly.

His deep, sadistic laugh began as he circled the tree to face her. “You lose, pretty one. I’ve got you caught up in my web and I have a long list of unspeakable things I’m going to do to you. And the best part? Out here in the forest, no one can hear you scream.”

Her frightened facade broke as she began to giggle. “You’re such a dork, babe. Just make me cum already!”

His own dark countenance brightened with a smile. “Oh no, my love. I’ve got unspeakable things to do to you first! Muah ha ha ha!!”

This week’s Microfantasy Monday theme, brought to us as always by Sweltering Celt, was “Lost in the Forest.” Hope you liked it!