It’s Panda, Miss Dementia If You’re Nasty

I think glass dildos are the best thing ever. Granted, I’ve never tried a wood dildo (though I want to! Who wants to send me one?!), but as it stands now, glass is my favorite material for dildos. The first glass dildo I got, Adam & Eve’s Curved Beaded Glass Dildo, helps give me AMAZING orgasms and I <3 it immensely.

You know what else I <3? Tattoos! I only have 2, but I’ve been longing for more & I love the way tattoos look on (most) people.

So when I was perusing Adam & Eve’s website and came upon the Inked Glass Probe, I thought it was the perfect marriage of my love for glass dildos and tattoos.

The Inked Glass Probe is cute (though it’d be better if we could submit our own tattoo designs to get inked on the dildo!), it’s 6″ long, 1.25″ wide, curved, with a small base.

The curve, width of the head and length of the shaft are just PERFECT for hitting my G-spot and paired with a clit vibrator, gave me great orgasms. There are two ridges on the head of the dildo, though I couldn’t tell if they added much sensation.

The problem with using this glass dildo in my pussy, though, was the lack of much of a base to hold on to. My fingers actually started to cramp up while trying to keep a grip on it.

The Adam & Eve site actually markets this dildo as an anal toy, though, and as an anal toy, the small flared base makes a safe play toy. The base isn’t shaped properly to use the toy as a wear-it-around anal plug, though, and a larger grip would make it easier for thrusting, whether in the ass or in the pussy.

On the whole, though, this is a nice glass dildo that does what it’s expected to!

The breakdown:

Positives: Decorative element makes a good addition to any collection, perfectly curved to hit the G-spot or prostate, safe for anal or vaginal play, easy to clean, and it’s moderately priced at $32.95.

Negative (yes, there’s only one): The base makes it hard to grip while thrusting.

I give the Inked Glass Probe 4.5 out of 5 Happy Bamboos!

Disclaimer: I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.