It’s Panda, Miss Dementia If You’re Nasty

1. LUST: Besides your current Significant Other who do you lust for or have you lusted for? Who I HAVE lusted for is a list waaaay too long to type here, but here are a few of the people I’m currently lusting after:

Ryan Reynolds – so totally swoon worthy

Scarlett Johansson – Mmm, yes. Ryan’s a lucky man. And she’s a lucky woman.

Jim Parsons – He TOTALLY does it for my geek side.

2. GLUTTONY: What food brings out your inner glutton? Sushi (I ALWAYS overstuff myself) and anything chocolate. I will always make room for chocolate, even if it makes me miserable.

3. GREED: What are you greedy for? My honey’s touch. Seriously, can’t get enough. If there were any way to genetically alter him to have more hands, I would. It would be creepy, but it would be worth it.

4. SLOTH: What is your plan for an ideal day of sloth? Sleeping in as late as my body will let me, not getting out of bed all day but being served food in bed & watching all sorts of trashy reality on a big screen at the end of the bed, all the while cuddling with my honey. With lots of sex interspersed between, too.

5. WRATH: Describe a time that you let out a can of whoop ass on someone. There have been 2 physical “fights” I’ve been in, but neither would be considered opening a “can of whoop ass.” The first was in high school, when my best friend at the time & I were going through one of our “annoyed with each other” phases. I would ride the bus with her back to her house (before either of us started driving) and wait there for my mom to pick me up. On our walk, we were arguing, she hit me with her sweatshirt, and I punched her in the arm. She ran home, crying like a little bitch.

The second incident was at the end of high school, I believe, or maybe just after, when I was at a karaoke bar with my cousin. This guy started chatting us up and then his psycho girlfriend showed up & slashed his truck’s tires & broke out his windows with a brick. My cousin tried to talk sense into her & the psycho chick started beating on her. At one point, my cousin had the chick down on the ground & I kicked her while she was down. The end.

6. ENVY: Who or what do you envy? Why? I really don’t envy anyone. I’m completely content with who I am and where my life is finally.

7. PRIDE: Have you ever had to swallow your pride? What are you proud of? The most major situation in which I had to swallow my pride was when I decided to get my divorce. I had always thought of marriage as forever and it killed me to have to admit that I had “failed.” I stayed in the marriage for way too long as a result of that. Once I overcame that and went ahead with the divorce, though, it was the best decision I could have made.

I am proud of my sons. They amaze me every day with how much they’re growing and learning.

If you liked learning a little more about me, make sure you check out the other TMI Tuesday submissions, too. Happy Tuesday!

These questions come from the TMI Tuesday blog. Check it out!

Would you rather…..

1. A relaxing vacation or an adventurous trip? Can’t I do both? Seriously, the perfect vacation would have lots of relaxation AND lots of adventure, but if I have to choose just ONE, right now it would have to be a relaxing vacation. With all of the activity of the holidays and frustrations of dealing with the power company lately, I definitely need some time to lie on a beach and do absolutely nothing.
2. Get a perfect nights sleep or have amazing sex? Sex, definitely. I can sleep when I’m dead! I wanna fuck!!
3. Be intimate with the lights on or off? On or at least dimly lit. I like to be able to see my partner’s reactions.
4. Your S/O be a terrible kisser who could always make you orgasm or an amazing kisser who could never make you orgasm? An amazing kisser. I love making out & kissing is a very intimate act for me, and I can always make myself cum if need be.
5. Date someone much younger or much older than you? Older. I like maturity & experience.

Bonus (as in optional): Which reality show would you be good at? Why? It’s not on anymore, but I would have loved to be on “The Mole” AS the mole. I think I’d be good at getting people to trust me & hiding my true intentions (not that I’ve had any experience with that, but I’ve always wanted to be an actress) as well as stealthily throwing the challenges.

One day late, but at least I’m getting it done! The questions come from the TMI Tuesday blog. Check it out!

1. Which is more important of the two in “chemisty,” physical attractiveness or emotional attractiveness? Definitely emotional attractiveness. There is nothing that ruins physical attractiveness for me faster than finding out the person is immature or bigoted or off-balance. On the other hand, with the emotional connection comes more of a physical connection.
2. On a scale from 1-10, how kinky are you? Probably only a 6. I’m far from vanilla, but there are a lot of kinks that I don’t participate in.
3. Sitting on Santa’s lap… fun or creepy? Hmm, could be both, depending on who it is underneath the beard.
4. Have you ever fallen asleep or passed out during sex? Not during, no. There have been times where I’ve passed the fuck out as soon as it was done, though.
5. Do you wear socks to bed? Is that okay or totally unsexy? I never wear socks to bed, but only because my feet get REALLY hot at night. I even have to sleep with them sticking out of the covers. As far as other people, I’m too busy focusing on either fucking or sleeping to care.
Bonus: What is your greatest strength? Weakness? I think my biggest strength is being able to stay positive and upbeat more often than not. That doesn’t mean I’m ALWAYS happy, but I can see the bright side of things and I don’t despair about things that are out of my control. My biggest weakness is  my impatience. I hate waiting for ANYTHING, I’m all about instant gratification. I can get pretty irritated when others aren’t “getting” things as quickly as I do.

Happy Day-After-TMI Tuesday!

I’m answering last week’s TMI questions since I didn’t have any interesting answers for this week’s questions. So, here goes!

1. What are your thoughts on Polyamorous Relationships? With the majority of the poly relationships that I have observed, there seems to be SO much drama. The partners in the relationships seem to be miserable more often than not. I tried dating a girl that was in a “poly relationship” and it failed miserably because of the insecurities and jealousies of her boyfriend.  I think, however, that if people can follow the true meaning of being polyamorous and can keep insecurities and jealousies out of it, being poly can work. Just not a lot of humans can do that.

That being said, I don’t think I could ever share mine or my partner’s heart with someone else. Our bodies, yes, but not our hearts. I can be in an open relationship, but not a poly one.

2. What is on your list of relationship “deal breakers”? Lying or hiding things, treating me or my children poorly or with disrespect, being abusive… I think that’s about it. Everything else I can forgive if they don’t happen continuously.

3. How long did it take you you to find the type “you are into” and/or accept it? I seriously do not have a “type.” I have dated everyone from the star of the high school basketball team to the beefed-up Marine, the neurotic chick in a poly relationship to the computer programmer geek. I guess the majority of the people I’ve dated have been geeky, but I’m attracted to a wide gambit of looks and personalities.

4. What is your view on full disclosure about past relationships? (Lies of omission not lies of commission) If my partner wants to know, I have no problem spilling everything. The way I see it, our past relationships have helped make us into the people we are today and there’s nothing to hide or be ashamed of there. I don’t think anyone should just spill their past relationships without being asked about them, though, because some people just don’t want to know.

5. Have you ever been in a situation where you were not comfortable complying with the adventurous request of a lover? Hmm… nope, can’t say there has been. I’m willing to try almost anything once and none of my lovers have ever asked for one of the rare things I wasn’t willing to try!

Ok, my dears, I’ll be blog-radio-silent until next week when I get home from vacation. I’ll give you lots of good stuff then!

I promised last week that I’d keep up with the TMI Tuesdays and then, of course, I forgot about it this week. So, here it is, better late than never. The questions come from Professor Fate, Vixen and Stealth over at the TMI blog!

1. I lost my virginity at 18, in the back of a car, on prom night. Where and when did you lose yours? I was forced to lose my virginity at 17, when I was raped. After that, I held off on consensual sex until I was 21. My ex-husband was the first man I willingly had sex with.
2. I think my ass is my best sexual feature. What is yours? I think my boobs are my best, I really like the way they look, the feel of them. I’ve been told I have the “prettiest pussy in the world,” though.
3. A recurring theme in my fantasies is being slammed up against the wall. Do you have a recurring fantasy or a theme to your fantasies? Sex in a public bathroom stall, actually. A clean one, of course. Just the excitement of not being able to wait, of having to take my partner right then and there… super hot.

4. I love watching guys masturbate. Do you enjoy watching others (a partner or a stranger) masturbate? I can get myself off A LOT more quickly if I watch someone get themselves off. I love watching my partners masturbate and I love being a voyeur and watching strangers do it, too.
5. I hate when guys are quiet in bed. I like to hear you moaning as you cum. Do you like you partners quiet? Are you quiet? I want to hear my partner so that I know he/she is enjoying what’s going on. Silence is just creepy but I don’t want too much talking, either. I, myself, am pretty vocal.
6. I love playing with nipples. Do you like having your nipples played with? I absolutely love it. Any teasing of my nipples gets me instantly wet and sends jolts of electricity straight down to my clit. I have much more intense orgasms when my nipples are being played with at the same time.
7. My ‘number’ is between 15 and 25. What is your ‘number’? Up until my separation in January of ’08, I had been with 2 people (my ex-husband and a woman we’d had a threesome with). Since then, the number has increased a bit. I’m now at 9 men and 11 women.

Since I’m late to the TMI Tuesday party, I thought I’d give you double the info today, so I’m answering the questions from this week AND last week. So, here are some things that’ll make you go “hmmmm”:

#210

1) What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them?   1) Making bigoted comments, whether it’s towards race, gender, sexual orientation, etc or being generally disrespectful toward anyone we encounter. I have respect for ALL people and will not tolerate disrespect.  2) Be too serious. If you don’t have a sense of humor, if you can’t make me laugh, I don’t want you. I need laughter (and lots of it) in my life.  3) Brag, boast, name-drop or be a douche. Yes, I want to hear about your accomplishments but there’s a fine line between being proud of what you’ve done and being full of yourself. I have NO patience for the latter.

2) Pick an animal that best displays your personality. Why, a panda, of course! I’m sweet, cute and cuddly, but threaten me or my family and I will tear you limb from limb.

3) If your so stopped having sex with you, how long would you stay? I’m a sex blogger and I LOVE sex, but it would really depend on WHY he stopped having sex with me. If it was because of a medical condition, obviously I’d wait it out patiently (and I’d make sure I’d have fresh batteries on hand at all times, of course). If he just lost interest in sex, though, we’d have a serious problem.

4) Are you more passive or aggressive when the relationship becomes physical? I go back and forth. I love being taken just as much as I love dropping down on my knees unexpectedly and unzipping his fly.

5) Have you ever been INSIDE a store that sold adult themed toys and videos? Though I do most of my toy shopping online, I HAVE been inside a few adult stores.

#211

1a. You just gave yourself a body-shaking orgasm. How long do you have to wait before you can give yourself another body-shaking orgasm?  I don’t have to wait. I can orgasm over and over again with no waiting period. That being said, after a few, my arms start to go numb so it’s difficult to continue if I am giving myself the orgasms. If it’s a partner that’s making me cum, though, it’s all good.

1b. You just gave yourself a body-shaking orgasm. What is the longest you can wait until you absolutely have to do it again? It depends on the time of the month, my stress level, etc. When I’m in an insatiable mood, sometimes I can only wait a few hours before I have to cum again. When I’m stressed out or feeling unsexy, though, I can go a week or more without even thinking about it.

2a. If you are good in this life, what will you come back as in your next life … if you come back as an animate being? As a Christian, I don’t believe in reincarnation, but for fun’s sake, I would say a service dog: loving, loyal, helpful.

2b. ….. if you come back as an inanimate being?  A dildo or vibrator, of course. What could be better than giving a woman pleasure whenever she wants it?

So, that’s it! Hope you enjoyed learning some about me, and I’ll make sure to keep this up every Tuesday!