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Woodgasm! A Giveaway from Epiphora

by on Jun.06, 2010, under A-OK

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I’ve never tried a wooden sex toy, but dammit, I WANT TO! They look so sleek and artsy, and I’ve heard great things about how they feel.

Well, Epiphora is having a contest to give away a NobEssence wooden toy from SheVibe, so here’s my chance (and YOURS!) to win one and see what all the hullabaloo is about (yes, I just used an old time-y saying in my post. What of it?)!

There are a few ways to enter:

  • 5 entries: Write a blog post about the giveaway. Use her graphic, just host it yourself. Be sure to mention the Twitter parties!
  • 3 entries: Comment on this post telling Epiphora which NobEssence piece you want the most and why.
  • 3 entries: Subscribe to Epiphora’s RSS feed or subscribe via email.

And the Twitter parties she mentions? Sounds like a great, fun idea:

“The most exciting way to enter this giveaway will be to attend one or both of the two Twitter parties I’ll be holding. YEAH, I’M GOING THERE. Com’n, it’ll be fun! We’ll use the hashtag#woodgasm, chat about sex toys, and each participant will earn an entry into the giveaway just for participating. I’ll also be asking trivia questions, and party-goers who are quickest to correctly answer these questions will get extra entries.”

Party #1: Saturday, June 12th, 2010, 3 p.m. — 4 p.m. PST. (what time for you?)
Party #2: Wednesday, June 16th, 2010, 6 p.m. — 7 p.m. PST. (what time for you?)

Make sure you’re following Epiphora on Twitter if you want to participate in the Twitter parties. Also, here is some reference material you may want to brush up on for the trivia portion:

  • SheVibe’s NobEssence page
  • NobEssence’s website (poke around)
  • The Wikipedia article for “dildo”

So what are you waiting for?! You know you’re like me and want to try out one of these wooden bad boys, so get on entering!

Actually, the more I think about it… don’t worry about entering the contest. If you don’t, that’s just a better chance I have of winning!  ;-P

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ToyWithMe Contest!

by on May.06, 2010, under NSFW

ToyWithMe is having a contest. The prize is a We-Vibe II!

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After seeing this awesome toy and reading Crissy’s ‘Very, very nice’ review of it, who wouldn’t want this bad boy?!

I DO!!

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SeXXXcapades & NippleCharms Contest

by on Nov.12, 2009, under NSFW

Nipplecharms.com Contest

The sexy Alisha and Brett over at SeXXXcapades are having a contest, sponsored by NippleCharms. Check out what they say about it and check out their blog for the HTML codes for the buttons! :)

Our good friends from Nipplecharms.com, which has a large selection of non-piercing nipple jewelry and accessories, has decided to donate a couple of their awesome items for us to put up as a prize for a contest. The contest prize will consist of one pair ofNipple Embracer Nipple Shields – Double Stars and a pair of Round Pink and Clear Crystals Temp Bindi’s

Now to win this awesome prize, all you have to do is repost this on your blog/site and post a SeXXXcapades button on your blog page where it is visible, then put the link to your page in a comment here. It’s that easy!

The contest will run from Thursday, November 12th through Thursday, November 26th. The winner will be chosen by random draw and announced on Friday, November 27th.

And please, stop by Nipplecharms.com and check out their sexy line of products!

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#HNT – Me and my LELO

by on Oct.29, 2009, under NSFW

I recently received a LELO GiGi as a second place prize for my friend Kyle’s blogiversary contest. I tried it for the first time today, since I was already reviewing other toys, and man, lemme tell you: that little thing packs a punch. So here’s a couple of pics taken after the, uh, Big Bang. ;) They’re dedicated to Kyle!

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Game On

by on Oct.21, 2009, under NSFW

“How about her?”

“Nah, she doesn’t look right for this. Umm… oooh, yes… brunette, far end of the bar, GREAT rack. She’s the one.”

I looked over from the table that my friend Sam and I were sitting at and found the stunning woman at the end of the bar.

“Oooh, good choice. I guess the question will go over better coming from a woman, right? Less creepy and aggressive?”

“Yep, you’re up.” Sam’s huge grin suggested he either thought I had it in the bag or that I’d get hilariously shot down. But I was certainly willing to try!

I got up from the table, straightened my skirt, pulled my top down a bit to show a little more cleavage, then walked over to the bar and sidled up next to the woman.

“Excuse me,” I started, and she looked up at me with piercing grey eyes, which conveyed a hint of annoyance. “Umm, hi. I hate to bother you, but I was wondering if you could help me out. My friend and I,” I pointed to Sam over at the table, “are having a bit of a contest.”

A frown appeared on her face that matched the annoyance in her eyes. I started explaining faster, hoping that I could get through my proposition before she cut me off and threw a drink in my face or something.

“Well, uhh, you see, Sam thinks that he’s better at eating a woman out than I am, and, obviously, I think that *I’m* better, so we think the only way to see who the winner is is to both eat out the *same* woman and she can tell us which one of us got her off the best. Would you be interested in being our test subject?”

She was quiet for a few moments, the frown still on her face, and just as I was about to give up and walk away, she spoke. “Well, it looks like my date isn’t showing up, so what the hell? My place is just down the block. Let’s go.”

She grabbed my hand and led me over to the table where I grabbed Sam’s hand and pulled him up and out the door with us.

“Game on, Sam.”

The theme for this week’s Microfantasy Monday is Contest, brought to us by Sweltering Celt. I’m up a little late ’cause I’ve had better things going on. If you follow me on Twitter, you know what they were! :-D Hope you enjoyed the story!

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