It’s Panda, Miss Dementia If You’re Nasty

fetish the new reality by cub69

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On to the reviews:

Vibrators

• PicoBong Koa by Red Vinyl Kitty
• We-Vibe Tango by Mistress Kay
• I Rub My Duckie by ScarlettSeraph
• Jimmyjane Form 6 by buzzvibe
• Solar Bullet by Kit O’Connell
• Fukuoku 12K Fingertip Massager by Mei
• E-sensual Bullet by Mistress Kay
• LELO Insignia Soraya by Karen Blue
• Minna Ola by Nymphomaniac Ness
• PicoBong Honi by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toys Crew
• Lia Teaser 1 by Nymphomaniac Ness
• Evolved Anguilla by Penny
• G-Twist by Red Vinyl Kitty
• Cal Exotics Lighted Shimmers LED Glider by Rose Rouge
• Diamond G by Sammi

Dildos

• Double Digits by Naughty Snow White
• Red Hearts Glass Dildo by Mei
• Vamp Silicone Lolita by buzzvibe
• Candy Colored Glass Dildo by Bzzingbee
• The Original Accomodator by Karen Blue
• Tantus Compact by Nymphomaniac Ness

Anal Toys

• Violet Ripple by PandaDementia
• Nexus Titus by Mistress Kay
• Fun Factory Bootie by Willow Wand
• Fun Factory Bootie by Nuts4Belle

Sleeves, Rings, & etc.

• Tenga Sleeve 3D by Naughty Snow White
• LELO Insignia Oden by Sea of Neptune

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Babeland Massage Candles by Naughty Snow White

BDSM/Fetish

• Shock Therapy Nipple Clamps by Beanfiddler
• Kinklab Bondage Tape by Bzzingbee
• NovA Solid State Violet Wand Kit by Mystress Lady Evyl
• Aslan Silicone Ball Gag by Sada K.
• Bound to Please Nipple Clamps by Pixel
• Bondage Boutique Soft Blindfold by Rose Rouge

Adult Books/Games

• Kinky Girls by Rose Rouge

Adult DVDs & Porn

• This Isn’t Christmas Vacation – The XXX Parody by Ginger Leigh
• An XXXmas Sextravaganza – Dreaming Of A White Cumshot by J.D. Bauchery
• Stocking Stuffers 1 – Jingle Balls by Ginger Leigh
• The Passions of Carol by J.D. Bauchery
• Dirty Santa by Ginger Leigh

Sex Furniture

• Liberator Ramp by Beanfiddler

Lingerie

• N-Fini Tattoo Boyshort by Vanille

Miscellaneous

• MiPole Professional Dance Pole by Karen Blue

For years I have fantasized about what it would be like to have a cock and to feel the power of using it to have my way with someone.

When the Sportsheets Vibrating Velvet Strap-on came into my life, I got that opportunity.

Adam & Eve sent this little wonder to me and I couldn’t have been happier with a strap-on harness.

I’ll tell you about my personal experience with this harness, but first, some specs:

- it’s a jock strap-style harness that has a strap that goes around your waist, and one that goes around each thigh

- it’s adjustable to up to a 60″ waist

- it comes with 3 differently sized rubber O-rings to accommodate just about any dildo with a flared base

- the O-rings snap into place at the front of the harness, over a velvety triangle that sits on your mons and has a hidden pocket that accommodates a bullet vibrator

- the harness is machine washable

When I first got this harness, I just HAD to try it on and get a little practice with it before I had my next girldate. So, I buckled in one of my new dildos from Adam & Eve (review to come soon!), and I slipped into the harness – which isn’t the easiest thing in the world with the 3 different straps, but I was able to get it without much incident – and found that the straps were very easy to adjust and the straps stayed in place once tightened.

I walked around with the harness on a bit and noticed that even though the straps around my thighs seemed perfectly tightened when I was standing still, once I started moving, the straps would start slipping down my legs. I just had to tighten them up a little more and they were good to move around in. Since I had never used a strap on before, I had to practice before my girldate so I wouldn’t be entirely awkward, so… I used my body pillow to get down & dirty. DON’T JUDGE ME! It cuddles with me every night, it deserves some pounding, too!

*Ahem* Anyways, once my girldate rolled around, I was nervous, but confident enough in my harness to break it out and give it a try with a real, live person (sorry I cheated on you, body pillow!). The Sportsheets harness ROCKED it! It stayed in place, it kept my cock in place, and the hidden bullet made things *that* much more fun for me. My date really enjoyed the way I was able to use the harness, as well.

Plus, a harness & cock plus a corset just turned out HOT, dontcha think?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Needless to say, the girldate turned out VERY well, much in part to the Sportsheets harness.

Pros: Easily adjustable, can be used by us big girls!, can handle cocks of all sizes, holds the cocks in place very well which leaves you hands free during use, and is affordable.

Cons: It can be a little tricky to get into, and you aren’t really able to change cocks easily while wearing the harness.

All in all, though, I give the Sportsheets Vibrating Velvet Strap-on 5 out of 5 Happy Bamboos!

 

 

 

 

Disclaimer:I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.

I had a play date last night. A play date in which I was going to be topping a woman (or anyone in general) for the first time. I had a lot of evil things in mind, but I was nervous that I wouldn’t be able to follow through.

Well, I followed through. I showed up in my new corset from Corset Story :

There was bondage, there was nipple torture, there was bare hand spanking, there was paddling, there was flogging… and then there was fucking. I got to try out my new harness from Adam & Eve (review to come soon) and I LOVED the power of fucking this hot, bound woman, TAKING her the way I wanted her. Needless to say, it was hot, and I got off SO hard.

Here’s a couple of pics of me in the corset AND the harness with the cock I fucked her with (sorry for the background, but it was a self-pic & the mirror above my tub is the best place to take self-pics!):

Hope y’all had as great a Wednesday night as I did!

Go check out the master of all #HNTs, Osbasso, to see which other sexy people have played today!

Happy #HNT!

To start this review off, I am going to tell you a story:

Once upon a time, Princess Panda had a large, thick dildo that she absolutely LOVED and that helped give her FANTASTIC orgasms. One day, though, the evil Ratso escaped from his cage and chewed up the Princess’ beloved dildo. She was sad. The end.

At least that was the end until Princess Panda found Bree’s Colossal Cock on Adam & Eve. It was the same length and the same girth as her beloved dildo, may it rest in peace. Or in pieces, as it were. She asked the lovely people at Adam & Eve to send her this big, blue cock so that she could try it out and see if it could hold a candle to the old one. They sent it, she tried it, and boy, did it hit the spot. Literally. Princess Panda was ecstatic, and her kingdom benefitted largely from her happiness. The real end.

Did you enjoy that little story? Well, I’m positive you’ll enjoy this dildo even more.

Bree’s Colossal Cock is made of firm yet flexible PVC and weighs over a pound. It is 5.25″ long and 2″ wide, which makes it ideal for anyone who wants some girth to play with. It is realistically shaped, with a flared head that hits the G-spot perfectly. The dildo is also waterproof with a strong suction cup on the bottom, which allows lots of shower or bath time fun. Adam & Eve’s website claims that it fits into most strap-on harnesses, but I don’t have a harness and wasn’t able to test out that claim. I think a harness will be my next purchase, though, because I think the Colossal Cock would be incredibly fun to fuck someone else with.

When paired with my Hitatchi, the Colossal Cock gave me a mind-blowing orgasm and I have no doubt it’ll do the same for you! Enjoy!

I am happy to give Bree’s Colossal Cock 5 out of 5 Happy Bamboos!

Disclaimer: I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.

It had been an exhausting day, herding a group of 3rd graders during a field trip at the zoo on what turned out to be the hottest day of the year. As soon as I got home, I stripped and laid down on the bed, under the fan, willing myself to cool off. I hadn’t planned on it, but I fell asleep.

I awoke to the sound of my husband, Evan, returning from the computer programming company he works for. I heard him come in the door, drop his stuff off in his office and walk toward the bedroom. He peeked his head in the door and his eyes lit up when he saw me on the bed, naked.

“Well hello, gorgeous. Tough day?”

I sighed. “Very tough. We had the field trip today and it was exhausting. I had to stop Tyler from climbing into a few different animal cages. I passed out soon after I got home.”

He furrowed his brow in concern. “Yikes.” Then the sparkle in his eye and mischievous grin returned. “I made something for you today that I think will be perfect to take your mind off of this tough day. And you’re in the perfect position to enjoy it.”

“Ooh! A surprise?! I can’t wait to see it!”

He stepped a little further into the room and opened the double doors wide. “Robo, come,” he commanded.

I gasped as a 4 foot high machine that looked like something out of a sci-fi movie rolled into the room.

“Wha… what is it?” I stammered.

“A little something I put together for you, something to keep you company when I’m away. Will you scoot toward the end of the bed so I can show you what it does?”

I hesitantly did what he asked.

“Robo, turn.” The machine turned itself toward me.

“Robo, dildo.” A door on the front of the machine popped open and with a mechanical groan, a bar with a dildo attached slid out.

“Evan, ohmigod! You can’t be serious!”

“Come on, love, I spent a lot of time building and programming this. At least give it a try.”

I bit my lip uncertainly. “Ugh, ok, fine.”

“Good girl. Robo, lube.” Another “arm” slid out of the robot and squirted lube on my pussy, making me gasp at the cold slickness. “Now will you slide yourself a little bit down on the dildo?”

I did as my husband asked, moaning as I pushed my pussy down on the thick dildo.

“Robo, thrust.” The dildo arm started thrusting into me at a slow pace. As much as I didn’t want to, I couldn’t help but moan at how good it felt.

“Robo, faster.” The dildo thrusted faster.

“Robo, vibrate.” A third arm with a round nub on the end slid from the machine and made contact with my clit. It began to vibrate and I moaned even louder.

Evan sunk down on the bed next to me and began kissing my neck. “Now I want you to control him. He recognizes over 100 commands. Just make sure you say his name first,” he whispered into my ear. He slid his tongue down to my nipples and began suckling on them, causing my hips to twitch in response.

“Umm… Robo… thrust harder.” The machine responded immediately. “Oh God… Robo… vibrate faster.” The vibrations on my clit sped up.

Being filled with a thick, thrusting cock, having amazingly on point vibrations on my clit, and having my husband suck and nibble on my nipples had me screaming in orgasm in a very short time. And then again. After the third orgasm, I needed a break.

Breathless, I managed one last command: “Robo, stop.” The thrusting and vibration stopped, and the arms retracted into the body of the machine.

Evan stopped playing with my nipples and looked up at me, smiling. “So am I right to assume you like your present?”

All I could manage was a satisfied groan in response.

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This story was written for Microfantasy Monday. Sweltering Celt’s theme for this week was “anything geeky.” I hope you enjoyed my take on it!

This in my ass:

Plus this in my pussy:

Plus my love(r)’s mouth & tongue on my clit

Equals

The Best. Orgasm. EVER.

The vibration from the butt plug is intensified by the glass dildo and sent up into my clit, which is already being assaulted by my man’s tongue. Having the plug & the dildo in gives a deliciously full feeling. The large bulb on the dildo hits my G-spot perfectly. All of these things combined result in the most intense, explosive orgasm I’ve ever had.

If you want to try it out, you can find both of the toys at Adam & Eve, but you’ll need to find your own man! Mine’s not for sale!  ;-P

I <3 purple. That’s why I jumped on this glass dildo as the first in my collection instead of any of the others that Adam & Eve have to offer. I didn’t know anything about glass dildos other than they look pretty, and the Curved Beaded Glass Dildo certainly is pretty, but I was pleased that it was as fun as it was attractive. I wasn’t thrilled with the choice in red for the velvet storage pouch (hey, I’m picky about my color schemes!), but I loved the aesthetic value of the purple glass, the beads, the curves, the twists and turns.

One of the great things about a glass dildo is that they are ideal for temperature play. You can refrigerate them to add a chill to your fun or soak them in a bowl of warm water to heat things up. Because I figure I have enough heat “down there,” I decided to put the dildo in the freezer for a while to try out the drastic change in temperature.  I then proceeded to forget about the dildo in the freezer so when I first started trying it out, I almost gave myself frostbite! Yeah, I’m lame. Once it warmed up slightly, though, it was a very interesting sensation to have such a cold, hard thing in such a hot, soft place. A GOOD, interesting sensation.

I first tried inserting the slender, twisted end and though the twists hit my G-spot fairly well, it didn’t really blow me away. The twists on the slender end are great for clit stimulation, though.

After not getting the bang that I was looking for from the slender end, I decided to try inserting the other end of the 6 inch dildo, the end with the largest bead. This bead is 1.25 inches wide, so it may be too wide for any novice toy users, but this bead make the PERFECT G-spot stimulator. While the rest of the beads provide sensations along the vaginal walls, this largest bead fits perfectly just above the G-spot ridge and rubs the G-spot in just the right way. I’m not someone who can get off on just G-spot stimulation using a toy, but this dildo, bead side in, and my Hitachi made for an explosive orgasm.

The only problem with inserting the bead side is that the slender side doesn’t offer much of a hand grip. My wrist began to cramp up after a while because of the odd angle I had to use to hold onto the slender end.

So, to sum it all up:

Positives – aesthetically pleasing, 2 insertable ends, twisted slender end is fun, bead end is a great G-spot stimulator, great for temperature play, velvet storage pouch, affordable (only $24.95)

Negatives – beaded end might be too wide for some, slender end is a poor handle when inserting the beaded end

I give this toy a total of 4 out of 5 Happy Bamboos!

Disclosure: I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.