It’s Panda, Miss Dementia If You’re Nasty

This in my ass:

Plus this in my pussy:

Plus my love(r)’s mouth & tongue on my clit

Equals

The Best. Orgasm. EVER.

The vibration from the butt plug is intensified by the glass dildo and sent up into my clit, which is already being assaulted by my man’s tongue. Having the plug & the dildo in gives a deliciously full feeling. The large bulb on the dildo hits my G-spot perfectly. All of these things combined result in the most intense, explosive orgasm I’ve ever had.

If you want to try it out, you can find both of the toys at Adam & Eve, but you’ll need to find your own man! Mine’s not for sale!  ;-P

I <3 purple. That’s why I jumped on this glass dildo as the first in my collection instead of any of the others that Adam & Eve have to offer. I didn’t know anything about glass dildos other than they look pretty, and the Curved Beaded Glass Dildo certainly is pretty, but I was pleased that it was as fun as it was attractive. I wasn’t thrilled with the choice in red for the velvet storage pouch (hey, I’m picky about my color schemes!), but I loved the aesthetic value of the purple glass, the beads, the curves, the twists and turns.

One of the great things about a glass dildo is that they are ideal for temperature play. You can refrigerate them to add a chill to your fun or soak them in a bowl of warm water to heat things up. Because I figure I have enough heat “down there,” I decided to put the dildo in the freezer for a while to try out the drastic change in temperature.  I then proceeded to forget about the dildo in the freezer so when I first started trying it out, I almost gave myself frostbite! Yeah, I’m lame. Once it warmed up slightly, though, it was a very interesting sensation to have such a cold, hard thing in such a hot, soft place. A GOOD, interesting sensation.

I first tried inserting the slender, twisted end and though the twists hit my G-spot fairly well, it didn’t really blow me away. The twists on the slender end are great for clit stimulation, though.

After not getting the bang that I was looking for from the slender end, I decided to try inserting the other end of the 6 inch dildo, the end with the largest bead. This bead is 1.25 inches wide, so it may be too wide for any novice toy users, but this bead make the PERFECT G-spot stimulator. While the rest of the beads provide sensations along the vaginal walls, this largest bead fits perfectly just above the G-spot ridge and rubs the G-spot in just the right way. I’m not someone who can get off on just G-spot stimulation using a toy, but this dildo, bead side in, and my Hitachi made for an explosive orgasm.

The only problem with inserting the bead side is that the slender side doesn’t offer much of a hand grip. My wrist began to cramp up after a while because of the odd angle I had to use to hold onto the slender end.

So, to sum it all up:

Positives - aesthetically pleasing, 2 insertable ends, twisted slender end is fun, bead end is a great G-spot stimulator, great for temperature play, velvet storage pouch, affordable (only $24.95)

Negatives - beaded end might be too wide for some, slender end is a poor handle when inserting the beaded end

I give this toy a total of 4 out of 5 Happy Bamboos!

Disclosure: I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.