It’s Panda, Miss Dementia If You’re Nasty

Whenever the man goes on a business trip, he leaves me with one of his undershirts that he has sprayed with his cologne. I sleep with the shirt on at night so that I have his scent right under my nose, and it makes me feel a little better to have a part of him wrapped around me, even when he’s gone.

This shirt and his scent are far from a replacement for him, but it will have to tide me over until he gets home on Saturday. *le sigh*

Happy #HNT, all. Make sure you go check out the other hot submissions at Osbasso’s blog.

It had been an exhausting day, herding a group of 3rd graders during a field trip at the zoo on what turned out to be the hottest day of the year. As soon as I got home, I stripped and laid down on the bed, under the fan, willing myself to cool off. I hadn’t planned on it, but I fell asleep.

I awoke to the sound of my husband, Evan, returning from the computer programming company he works for. I heard him come in the door, drop his stuff off in his office and walk toward the bedroom. He peeked his head in the door and his eyes lit up when he saw me on the bed, naked.

“Well hello, gorgeous. Tough day?”

I sighed. “Very tough. We had the field trip today and it was exhausting. I had to stop Tyler from climbing into a few different animal cages. I passed out soon after I got home.”

He furrowed his brow in concern. “Yikes.” Then the sparkle in his eye and mischievous grin returned. “I made something for you today that I think will be perfect to take your mind off of this tough day. And you’re in the perfect position to enjoy it.”

“Ooh! A surprise?! I can’t wait to see it!”

He stepped a little further into the room and opened the double doors wide. “Robo, come,” he commanded.

I gasped as a 4 foot high machine that looked like something out of a sci-fi movie rolled into the room.

“Wha… what is it?” I stammered.

“A little something I put together for you, something to keep you company when I’m away. Will you scoot toward the end of the bed so I can show you what it does?”

I hesitantly did what he asked.

“Robo, turn.” The machine turned itself toward me.

“Robo, dildo.” A door on the front of the machine popped open and with a mechanical groan, a bar with a dildo attached slid out.

“Evan, ohmigod! You can’t be serious!”

“Come on, love, I spent a lot of time building and programming this. At least give it a try.”

I bit my lip uncertainly. “Ugh, ok, fine.”

“Good girl. Robo, lube.” Another “arm” slid out of the robot and squirted lube on my pussy, making me gasp at the cold slickness. “Now will you slide yourself a little bit down on the dildo?”

I did as my husband asked, moaning as I pushed my pussy down on the thick dildo.

“Robo, thrust.” The dildo arm started thrusting into me at a slow pace. As much as I didn’t want to, I couldn’t help but moan at how good it felt.

“Robo, faster.” The dildo thrusted faster.

“Robo, vibrate.” A third arm with a round nub on the end slid from the machine and made contact with my clit. It began to vibrate and I moaned even louder.

Evan sunk down on the bed next to me and began kissing my neck. “Now I want you to control him. He recognizes over 100 commands. Just make sure you say his name first,” he whispered into my ear. He slid his tongue down to my nipples and began suckling on them, causing my hips to twitch in response.

“Umm… Robo… thrust harder.” The machine responded immediately. “Oh God… Robo… vibrate faster.” The vibrations on my clit sped up.

Being filled with a thick, thrusting cock, having amazingly on point vibrations on my clit, and having my husband suck and nibble on my nipples had me screaming in orgasm in a very short time. And then again. After the third orgasm, I needed a break.

Breathless, I managed one last command: “Robo, stop.” The thrusting and vibration stopped, and the arms retracted into the body of the machine.

Evan stopped playing with my nipples and looked up at me, smiling. “So am I right to assume you like your present?”

All I could manage was a satisfied groan in response.

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This story was written for Microfantasy Monday. Sweltering Celt’s theme for this week was “anything geeky.” I hope you enjoyed my take on it!

SNOWballs, that is. This crazy TX weather has put snow on the ground once again (when I moved here, I was told it never snowed!), so I decided to have some fun with a snowball for today’s pictures. Enjoy!

Check out the other HNT pics over at Osbasso’s blog! HHNT!

The Grand Master of Half-Nekkid Thursday, Osbasso, commands that we put up our favorite HNT pic of the year for this last Thursday of 2009. This picture is my favorite because it’s the first HNT that I had my honey as my photographer, plus it was lots of fun to get cold and slippery in tub!

I hope you all have a very fun and safe New Year’s Eve, and I hope 2010 brings many blessings for you! Lots of love from Panda! <3

Since I have been MIA (yay for vacations back home!) for a couple of weeks, I’m making up for it by giving you not ONE but THREE HNT pics this week! A month or so ago, I had asked for HNT suggestions on Twitter and I got two main responses: shower and nipples. So here are pics incorporating both!  Enjoy!

Happy showering!

Make sure you check out the other hot HNTs over at Osbasso’s blog.

I promised last week that I’d keep up with the TMI Tuesdays and then, of course, I forgot about it this week. So, here it is, better late than never. The questions come from Professor Fate, Vixen and Stealth over at the TMI blog!

1. I lost my virginity at 18, in the back of a car, on prom night. Where and when did you lose yours? I was forced to lose my virginity at 17, when I was raped. After that, I held off on consensual sex until I was 21. My ex-husband was the first man I willingly had sex with.
2. I think my ass is my best sexual feature. What is yours? I think my boobs are my best, I really like the way they look, the feel of them. I’ve been told I have the “prettiest pussy in the world,” though.
3. A recurring theme in my fantasies is being slammed up against the wall. Do you have a recurring fantasy or a theme to your fantasies? Sex in a public bathroom stall, actually. A clean one, of course. Just the excitement of not being able to wait, of having to take my partner right then and there… super hot.

4. I love watching guys masturbate. Do you enjoy watching others (a partner or a stranger) masturbate? I can get myself off A LOT more quickly if I watch someone get themselves off. I love watching my partners masturbate and I love being a voyeur and watching strangers do it, too.
5. I hate when guys are quiet in bed. I like to hear you moaning as you cum. Do you like you partners quiet? Are you quiet? I want to hear my partner so that I know he/she is enjoying what’s going on. Silence is just creepy but I don’t want too much talking, either. I, myself, am pretty vocal.
6. I love playing with nipples. Do you like having your nipples played with? I absolutely love it. Any teasing of my nipples gets me instantly wet and sends jolts of electricity straight down to my clit. I have much more intense orgasms when my nipples are being played with at the same time.
7. My ‘number’ is between 15 and 25. What is your ‘number’? Up until my separation in January of ‘08, I had been with 2 people (my ex-husband and a woman we’d had a threesome with). Since then, the number has increased a bit. I’m now at 9 men and 11 women.