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I had tried anal plugs, I had tried anal vibrators, but I had never tried anal beads…

Until the X-10 Jelly Anal Beads.

My friends over at Adam & Eve saw fit enough to send me these when I had expressed interest in trying anal beads. I had seen anal beads, I had heard about anal beads, and I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

These beads, as the name suggests, are made out of jelly rubber. They are good for beginners because the top bead starts out at a mere 1/4″ in diameter, then the beads range up to 1″. There is a strong ring at the base of the beads for easy removal.

The best feature of these beads, I believe, is that there is no string holding them together but, instead, the beads are a connected by seamless, flexible jelly rubber. Why is this a good thing? String/rope is porous and hard to clean properly, whereas the jelly rubber is very easy to clean.

Now, on to my experience with the beads: I love anal play of any kind, so these were fun. However, I’ve heard that pulling the anal beads out at the point of orgasm makes the orgasm A-MAZ-ING and I didn’t find that to be the case. Maybe they weren’t pulled out at the right time, so I’ll continue to experiment with the timing, but in the few times that I’ve tried them, I haven’t had the OH MY GAWD reaction while pulling them out during orgasm.

Nevertheless, I would highly recommend them, and here’s why:

POSITIVES: Cheap ($9.95), great for beginners or experienced players, well made, easy to clean, generous O-ring for removal, feel GOOD.

NEGATIVES: None!

I am happy to give the X-10 Jelly Anal Beads a 5 out of 5 Happy Bamboos!

Disclaimer: I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.

How cool does this look?

A double ended vibrator that twists 90 degrees for different variations of fun? Seriously cool, right?!

Well, the Climax Twist Vibrator performs just about as brilliantly as it looks.

This cute, purple (yes, I know, ANOTHER purple toy!) double vibrator is 12.5 inches long from tip to tip and 1.5 inches wide (enough to give you a deliciously full feeling when inserted). It has a fairly strong motor in both ends, each with 7 speed settings and independent controls. One tip of the toy is rounded, a la the Hitachi, the other is angled to be used for G-spot stimulation.

The  motors certainly don’t compare to the motor of a Hitachi or a Wahl, but they are stronger than most vibrator motors and were certainly enough to get me off, though not as quickly as the previously mentioned toys do.

The toy can either be used straight, which works well for clit-only stimulation when you’re playing on your own, or it can be twisted into a 90 degree angle, which gives you a great handle for G-spot-only stimulation when you’re playing on your own. When you’re with a partner, either position works well.

Did I mention that it’s cordless and rechargeable? Well, it is! An AC adapter comes with the toy and it’s very simple to plug in. The description of the toy on Adam & Eve’s website says that a single charge lasts roughly 30 to 35 minutes on the highest setting, and the instructions in the toy’s box tells  you to charge the toy before using it for the first time. However, it came already charged, I didn’t charge it before I used it the first time, I’ve used it 3 different times for a total of about 45 minutes of play and it STILL hasn’t died on me.

When I first saw this toy on Adam & Eve’s website, I was SO excited that I’d be able to have G-spot stimulation and clit stimulation AT THE SAME TIME with only ONE TOY when I was masturbating. Therein lies the ONLY problem I found with the Climax Twist: the toy is actually TOO long and when you insert the G-spot end of it, the rounded tip comes NO WHERE NEAR your clit.

Now I suppose if you had a REALLY deep G-spot, the Climax Twist would work as a simultaneous vibrator, but I believe for the normal woman, this toy fails at doing that.

What would make the toy better? Instead of having a twisting center, have a center made like a bendy straw. You know how you can bend & move & reposition a bendy straw? Yeah, like that. That way, you can have the G-spot vibrator in place and position the clit vibrator in whatever way works best for you. (Don’t worry, Adam & Eve, I only expect a small royalty when you start manufacturing the AWESOME dual vibrators based on my idea.)

As far as a powerful vibrator that can be used with a “friend” or on your G-spot and clit separately, the Climax Twist Vibrator(sold for $79.95)  succeeds marvelously.

And now it’s time for the breakdown:

PROS: Double ends gives you 2 options of pleasure, strong motor in each end, 7 different settings for each motor so you can find what works best for you, perfect width & length if you like to feel filled up, cordless, rechargeable, long battery life.

CONS: Cannot be used simultaneously on G-spot and clit, a little more pricey than other vibrators.

All in all, I was very satisfied with this toy, so I give it 4.5 out of 5 Happy Bamboos!

Disclaimer: I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.

The Violet Vertical Vibrator was wholly disappointing. To demonstrate why, I’m going to go through the description that Adam & Eve provides for this product and tell you how each claim fails.

- “A supple heart-shaped base lets this vibrator stand up on any flat surface.” Yes, the base could be considered “supple,” but the vibrating bullet that fits inside the base STICKS OUT THE BOTTOM, causing the base not to be flush and causing the vibrator to stand at an angle.

- “The ultra-flexible and soft ribbed shaft bends easily to handle hard thrusts in any position!” Yes, the 4.5″ long & 1″ wide shaft IS flexible, but it made it feel like I was fucking a limp cock. I want my dildos like my men: rock hard and ready to pound me! *sigh* Also, the ribs are TOO soft. So soft that I could barely feel them inside of me.

- “The heart-shaped raised detail on the base is perfect for clitoral stimulation.” Umm, no. Just NO. This detail may be raised, but minutely so. Seriously, it’s barely raised. Even if it WERE raised enough to come in contact with my clit, though, the base is such a thick plastic that the vibrations are severely muted by the time they get to the nub. Even with my finger pressed to the nub, I could barely feel the vibrations.

- “This vibrator is like getting two great sex toys in one - use the bullet vibrator in the base and ride it for amazing g-spot stimulation, or take out the bullet and go after intense direct clitoral stimulation!” Ok, a few issues with this: 1) the dildo doesn’t touch the G-spot at all. It’s not AT ALL formed properly to hit it. 2) The bullet isn’t powerful enough to make me cum OUT of the plastic, how in the hell are the vibrations going to be strong enough to stimulate my G-spot (if the toy actually hit my G-spot) after travelling through all that plastic? Complete fail on both counts.

- “The pink and purple remote is comes with ribbed grips on either side, so no matter how wild your play gets, it’ll stay put!  Then just turn on your vibrator and click the remote’s trigger to cycle through 7 orgasmically good functions!” Yes, the remote is pretty cool. It’s a very unique remote, with one button for On/Off and a “trigger” to change the vibration functions. It also lights up so you can see what you’re doing in the dark. “7 orgasmically good functions,” though? Yeah, that’s a huge laugh. 7 functions, yes. FAR from orgasmic, though. Like I said before, the bullet is so lacking in power that it didn’t even get me close to orgasm.

Not good, right? Well, in case you didn’t have the energy to read through all of that, here’s the RECAP:

Pros: Cool & unique remote with “trigger” and it LIGHTS UP! It’s waterproof and easy to clean. Oh, and it’s purple.

Cons: EVERYTHING ELSE.

So, because this product was worthless but is redeemed just slightly by it’s remote, I give it a 1.5 out of 5 Happy Bamboos.

Disclaimer: I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.

So. Clit sensitizer. Though it’s rare that I have trouble orgasming through clit stimulation, I figured this cream (though I’d characterize it more as a gel) surely couldn’t hurt. The outcome?

I’m happy to announce that I finally have a fairly positive review to write!

Though the “Make Me Cum” Clit Sensitizer gel/cream/whatever isn’t the be-all and end-all of sex accessories, it did make things more interesting in the bedroom, both with my partner and on my own.

Here are the specs on this sexy extra:

- Ingredients: Deionized Water, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxyethylcellulose,           L-Arginine, Menthol, Methylparaben, Lechithin and Tetrasodium EDTA.           The L-Arginine is apparently the magic maker and is supposed to                           ”increase clitoral sensitivity and frequency of orgasms!” The                                      menthol gives this clear gel a bit of a Ben Gay smell, but only if you stick            your nose right in the jar.

- You get 1/2 fl. oz. of this gel in the cute, tiny jar, but the average number           of applications is 46. This is because you only need a fingertip’s worth of             the gel per application.

- It can be found for $9.95 at Adam & Eve.

So, like I said, there wasn’t a huge heavens-opening-up-angels-singing-orgasmic-epiphany type revelation with the gel, but here’s what it did do: just what it promised. It made my clit more sensitive, both when touched by fingers and by my Hitachi, and one orgasm rolled into another without the “down slope” that normally happens in between my orgasms.

It was a nice extra. Not mind blowing, but it enhanced my orgasms. Because of that, I give the “Make Me Cum” Clit Sensitizer cream 3 out of 5 Happy Bamboos.

Disclaimer: I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.

I’ve wanted a hands-free vibrator for a while now so when it was time to make my new toy list for Adam & Eve, I searched for one on their website. There aren’t a whole lot of hands-free, wireless vibrators, unfortunately, but I was excited when I came upon the Venus Penis “G” which seemed to be exactly what I was looking for: hands-free, wireless remote, vibrator, G-spot stimulator, PURPLE.

The Venus Penis “G” has thigh straps made of plastic that expand to fit women with large thighs (ME!), it has a 2.5″ G-spot stimulator, it has “fluttering wings”, “tantalizing ticklers” and a wireless remote control that offers 4 levels of “vibration, pulsation and escalation.” The remote control works up to 32 feet away.

I thought this wireless remote control toy would be a fun way for my man and I to play while we were out of the house. He could control the remote at the dinner table or in the movie theater and tease me mercilessly until I was ravenous and jumped him as soon as we got home or, if I couldn’t wait that long, took my frustration out on him in the car. Sounds awesome, right?!

Well, the reality of this vibrator didn’t live up to the fantasy. The Venus Penis IS hands-free, wireless AND purple, but that’s where the awesomeness ends. The toy itself is big and bulky, not something that I (or anyone, I think) would be able to wear out of the house and especially not walk around in, unless someone WANTS to look like a cowboy getting off a horse after a long trail ride. I certainly don’t.

The wings of the vibrator DON’T “flutter” at all, as the box claims, but just sit there. The “tantalizing ticklers” are anything but. They barely move when the vibrator is turned on. The “G-spot penis” fell short of my G-spot and did not provide any G-spot stimulation whatsoever. And, finally, the vibration strength is severely lacking.

When I tried out the toy, sitting on the couch, legs splayed as far apart as possible since the bulk of the unit made it uncomfortable to walk or sit properly, I could barely feel the vibrations on my clit. When I used my hand to push the vibrator closer to my pussy, I felt it enough to get me a bit excited, to get me wet, but it was far from getting me off.

Disappointment. Annoyance. DESPAIR!! Ok, it didn’t actually get to the point of despair, but it was highly annoying and disappointing. I just wanted to be able to be a good little slut and wear sex toys out in public! *sigh*

So, here’s the recap:

Positives - Pretty purple!, thigh straps that expand to fit us big girls, hands-free and wireless… yeah, that’s all I’ve got.

Negatives - Weak vibration, too-short (or poorly angled or both) G-spot stimulator, useless wings and ticklers, bulky unit.

Don’t bother with this disappointing toy. The Venus Penis “G” gets ONE out of FIVE Happy Bamboos.

Disclaimer: I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.

I wrote a “review” last month of Adam & Eve’s Sexy Cherries Duotone Ball in which I stated that my body had rejected this toy. I got bad cramps after inserting it and wearing it for about 15 minutes (I tried two different times) and was unable to wear it for any longer.

My contact over at Adam & Eve was nice enough to express her regret that I had been caused pain and offered to send me regular Ben Wa Balls to see if they would work any better. I happily accepted, thinking that the molded form of the Duotone balls was the reason for the bad reaction with my body and that regular Ben Wa Balls wouldn’t have the same effect.

I was very happy when I opened up my package from Adam & Eve and I saw the Blue Blossom Ben Wa Balls. The little black velvet storage case (with a bow!) was so adorable and the balls themselves were beautifully crafted with gorgeous blue flowers inside of the clear, glass balls.

The balls themselves are small, about half and inch in diameter (sorry, I can’t find my ruler, so I’m totally guesstimating, and I’m horrible at estimating measurements so I’m probably COMPLETELY off).

There were no instructions included in the packaging of the balls and I was nervous about how I’d be able to get them out, so I had to do a little Google search to set my mind at ease. After the internets assured me that I’d be able to retrieve the balls and that they wouldn’t get lost in me, I popped the small, smooth balls in.

And…. *drumroll please*

5 minutes later, I started getting the cramps again, accompanied by a severe headache a few minutes later. I attempted to remove them and the first ball popped out easily, but the second took a while to work out of me.

I have no idea why my body is ok with dildos and vibrators but totally freaks out about Ben Wa Balls and I HATE IT for that, but, unfortunately, that means I won’t be trying any others in the future. *sigh*

Just as with the Duotone Balls, I won’t assign a Happy Bamboo Rating to this product since I wasn’t able to review it properly, but at $19.95, these Ben Wa Balls would make a great, artistic addition to the toy collections of those women who, unlike me, don’t have bodies that reject them.

Disclaimer: I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.

I haven’t watched a whole lot of porn in my lifetime, at least not the type of porn with a “plot”, so I was excited when Adam & Eve sent me this movie to review. It came as a surprise, but a pleasant one! I’ve got a huge crush on Teagan Presley, so I was excited to watch her at work.

Flight Attendants is an Adam & Eve Pictures film directed by Will Ryder. It won the 2010 AVN Award for Best Comedy and is marketed as a quasi-parody of the movie “Airplane.” The cover of the DVD boasts: “If you liked ‘Airplane’ you’ll love Flight Attendants!” Yes, with that exact punctuation. What the cover lacks in proper English, though, the film makes up for in a little bit of laughs and quite a bit of hot sex.

The first thing I noticed when I started the DVD was that there was a menu option to “Select a Star,” which allows you to jump to the scenes that a particular star is in. I don’t know if other DVDs do that, but I thought it was a cool feature.

The film features the talents (I won’t say ACTING talents, ’cause we all know that acting talent isn’t what gets porn stars hired) of a few big names and some lesser known names as well:

Teagan Presley Kayden Kross

Shyla Stylez Hillary Scott

Sunny Lane Eva Angelina

Kacey Jordan Misty Stone

Michelle Maylene Lexi Love

Cali Couture Kenzi Marie

Evan Stone Chastity Lynn

Jack Bartholet                                               Jack Lawrence

Randy Spears                                                 Eric Swiss

If I were to write a synopsis for this film, it would be this: Failing airline sex-ifies it’s flight attendants in order to make a comeback. A competitor airline tries to sabotage it. After fucking every which way, except anal, surprisingly, everyone lives happily ever after… or do they?

As far as the plot, the movie is on the upper scale of adult movies. The writer(s) have written a fairly concise, humorous movie. The funniest lines in the movie came from James Bartholet, who played the token gay guy. Lines like “I hate the smell of cum in the morning” and “Excuse me, Sodom and Gomorrah, what do you think you’re doing? If you think we’re cleaning cum off the seat, you’ve got another thing coming” made me laugh out loud.

The token black guy, played  by Thomas Ward, was also pretty humorous with his Cosby impression: ”Yes, Steve, I will cover for you. But ONLY get a BJ, we’re way too busy. And I, too, would like to get my Pudding Pop licked, but somebody has to stay here and stop these fucking plans from crashing into each other.”

There were a few things that bugged me throughout the film:

- There is a stereotypical ghetto-black-chick-turned-chic, played by Misty Stone. She starts the movie out in a run-down apartment, with nappy hair, a stained shirt, and a hell of a lot of kids. These are some of her classic lines: “You know, Momma, that’s true, I’m IS a peoples person!” “[stereotypical black name here], shut the fuck up!” “What did I tell you about putting the cat in the microwave?!” ”A little more white? Nigga, please, I’m white as rice!”

I didn’t appreciate the playing off of racial epithets to get a laugh. I also didn’t appreciate the shirtless fat guy at minute 8:30. Avoid that if you can.

- In quite a few parts in the film, the background music overpowers the dialogue.

- In her sex scenes, Hillary Scott seems to be more concerned with the positioning of her hair than in getting fucked.

- Kayden Kross makes some really annoying Native-American-chanting-like moans during her sex scenes.

- Evan Stone has floppy balls that freak me out.

If you’re into porn ONLY for the sex (and with the quality of acting in these films, who would blame you?) then there are 9 different hot sex scenes for your viewing pleasure. Here are the stars, times and brief summary of the sex scenes:

#1 - 22:30 to 40:00 - Teagan Presley & Lexi Love: typical lesbian scene with lots of oral, a 69 and a glass dildo. **This is my second favorite scene because A) I have the hots for Teagan Presley and B) I love lesbian scenes. One disappointment, though - Teagan keeps her bra on through the entire scene.**

#2 - 44:20 to 54:00 - double masturbation scene w/ Misty Stone & Lexi Love while Kayden Kross looks on. Jack Lawrence joins in for a double BJ.

#3 - 56:45 to  1:02:00 - Sunny Lane & Eric Swiss - BJ

#4 - 1:02:00 to 1:07:30 - Hillary Scott & Brad Hardy - pussy eating, BJ. Transitions into:

#5  1:07:30 to  ? - Hillary Scott - masturbating, random pool guy comes in & she gives him a BJ and they fuck.

#6 - 1:34:00 to 1:57:00 - Eric Swiss & Eva Angelina - BJ & pussy eating, Sunny Lane joins for lez licking, fucking, double BJ, facials. **This is the hottest scene in my opinion. Eva Angelina takes a mouth fucking like a champ and the threesome just continues to get hotter.**

#7 - 2:02:50 to 2:08:00  - Kacey Jordan & Eric John - BJ

#8 - 2:19:00 to 2:40:00 - Shyla Stylez & Randy Spears - BJ, pussy eating, fucking, facial

#9 - 2:41:30 to 3:02:00 - Kayden Kross & Evan Stone - BJ, fucking

Disc 2 includes over 2 hours worth of tedious, mind-numbing Behind The Scenes stuff. It seems they include the same type of stuff in each of the 10 (I think there were 10, but again, it became mind-numbing) parts of BTS: watching the stars rehearse, seeing the still photography shoots, the cameraman (director Will Ryder) getting fresh with the women… lots of the same. There were a few funny parts, like Will Ryder getting pantsed and Brad Hardy getting his neck shaved, but other than that, really not worth watching, in my opinion.

Disc 2 also has 19 minutes of the director, Will Ryder (aka co-producer Jeff Mullen), and co-producer Scott David talking about their inspiration and goal behind the film in their Travelogue. The guys are kind of funny when they talk to each other, but this part was pretty tedious as well.

The last special feature is the Cast and Crew Interviews which, to be honest, I was too bored to watch. I’m fairly sure that most of you, like me, don’t really care what the cast and crew have to say, as long as they made a good fuck film.

Though I don’t have a lot to compare this porn to, both the man and I thought it was pretty entertaining and the sex scenes were pretty hot, especially the two scenes that I pointed out above. I laughed, I got wet, I had great sex following… a good time was had by all!

I’ll give Flight Attendants three and a half out of five Happy Bamboos!

Disclaimer: I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.

I was really excited to try out this Adam & Eve product. I’ve never tried any type of Ben Wa Balls before but these immediately caught my eye. The summary on the website promises “low-grade vibration with every step.” I was hoping I’d be able to wear it around secretly during the day and be super randy for my man when he got home at night.

It pains me that I can’t write a proper review about these Duotone Balls. LITERALLY gives me pains. I tried them two different times, a couple of weeks apart from each other, and both times I got really painful cramps. I don’t know WHY, but my body just does not like these one-piece Ben Wa Balls.

So, since I can’t rave about how great they are, I will just give you the specs on the Balls:

• They look fabulous. I love the smooth red finish and black ridges.
• The toy is 4 inches long and 1.25 inches wide.

• The toy has a 3.25 inch pull cord for easy removal.
• The majority of the toy is silicone but the ridged inserts are made of plastic.
• The ends with the balls are firm, but the middle is completely flexible.
• There is a weighted ball in the tip of the toy that moves when you do, supposedly creating low-grade vibrations.
• Just like regular Ben Wa Balls, you can strengthen your Kegel muscles by clenching & squeezing.
• The toy is completely waterproof since there are no electrical components.

I am not going to assign this toy a Happy Bamboo scale because I didn’t get to truly try them, but if you have tried Ben Wa Balls in the past and have enjoyed them, I hope you’ll consider trying the Duotone Balls, because I think they COULD be a good toy, for one who’s body doesn’t reject them.

Disclaimer: I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.

As a sexy extra in the bedroom, the Love Pillow from Adam & Eve provides added comfort and support for multiple sex positions. I, and my honey and I together, have used the Love Pillow in 4 of the suggested 8 positions and it has made for easier, more comfortable sexual experiences.

The pillow is easily inflatable and has a velvet-like surface, which is soft on the skin but also prevents slipping & unwanted movement. The pillow seems to stand up against any weight or pressure that’s put on it. After 5 uses, it has not deflated at all but has retained it’s shape perfectly.

The pillow comes with a repair kit just in case your sexual escapades become too much for the pillow to handle. It also comes with a “Love Positions Booklet” to help you maximize your sex furniture experience. The booklet features 8 positions modeled by Carmen Luvana and Shannon Fuller and provides explanations for how the Love Pillow assists in that particular position.

Here are the pictures from the booklet and any comments I have on them:

I tried the Flying Solo position as soon as the pillow came in the mail. The support of the pillow allowed for a better angle and better reach when I used a vibrator. Double handed masturbation with a vibrator and a dildo, however, is awkward using the pillow.

The pillow also allows for a better angle during missionary, or alternated with the man upright on his knees, which I found allowed for deeper penetration and had a big impact on my G-spot.

Have not tried, but looks fun!

My honey and I have used the pillow while he has gone down on me and he has reported that it put less of a strain on his neck and allowed him easier access to my clit.

Have not tried.

I love doggie-style and anal sex but being in this position usually puts a strain on my back (I have prior back problems). Using the pillow to prop myself up eliminated that problem. I was able to have doggie-style sex pain free! Thanks, Love Pillow! (Sorry, that started sounding like an infomercial.)

Have not tried.

Have not tried.

So, as you can see, not only have I had good experiences with the Love Pillow, but the pictures in the booklet are hot enough that they can be used in case of a porn emergency.

The recap:

Positives - Easily inflatable and deflatable, can be folded up and packed easily for transport, keeps it’s shape no matter how many times you use it or how heavy you are, provides support and comfort for a number of different positions, comes with a repair kit and a helpful (and sexy) booklet, cleans up fairly easily with just a wet washcloth (though I haven’t unleashed the torrent that usually accompanies my orgasms onto it yet), and is a great price at only $24.95.

Negatives - The ONLY negative that I can see about this product is that it’s currently on backorder over at Adam & Eve!

I give this product a full 5 out of 5 Happy Bamboos!

Disclaimer: I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.

Once again, I picked a purple toy. I guess I’m just drawn to that hue. I’ve also been really interested in anal sex toys lately and, more specifically, how a vibrating butt plug would feel compared to a non-vibrating one. The majority of the vibrating butt plugs I found had a wire attached from the plug to a remote. I’m sorry, but I just don’t want wires running out of my ass.

The Vibro Play Probe from Adam & Eve, however, does not have any wires so I was drawn to that fact (and the purple color, of course) when choosing this toy. The Vibro Play Probe worked wonderfully as a vibrating anal toy. It was easy to insert, with it’s tip measuring about 3/8″ wide. The bottom of the 4″ long probe is 1″ wide, so it’s a perfect size for a beginner at anal play. The removable wireless vibe inside the probe is powerful for being so small. It works well as a clit stimulator when removed, too.

Some people I’ve talked to do not like vibrations in their ass, but I most definitely do! The Vibro Play Plug was definitely a great addition to my play, both when I was getting fucked by a REAL cock and when I was using other toys in my pussy and on my clit. It made my orgasms much more intense than just clit or G-spot stimulation alone.

The only problem with the Vibro Play Probe is that though it works wonderfully as an anal toy, it falls short of being an anal plug. It did not stay in place once I had it pushed all the way in. Maybe if I had used less lube it would have had enough friction to stay put, but as it was, it kept slipping out. My boyfriend had to hold it in when he was fucking me and I had to hold it in while using it on my own, as well. Having one hand occupied with keeping in the probe severely limits things.

So, in conclusion:

Positives - great size for beginners, the vibration adds an extra “punch” to play, very affordable at $16.95, wireless, removable vibrator that also doubles as a strong clit stimulator

BIG negative - does not stay in place, so it fails as a plug

I give this product 3 out of 5 Happy Bamboos!

Disclaimer: I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.