It’s Panda, Miss Dementia If You’re Nasty

These little bits of pink plastic looked like they could be fun when I came across them on Adam & Eve. I like my nipples sucked on, the Mini Nipple Suckers are designed to, well, suck on nipples. Ergo, I should like the Mini Nipple Suckers, right?

Meh.

These nipple toys are less toys and more… bits of plastic. They provide a very small bit of suction, but for me, they were more of an annoyance than fun. Are they easy to apply? Sure, you just squeeze them, place them over your nipples & let go. Are they easy to clean? Yep, just soap & water. Do breasts look cute/sexy/hot when wearing them? I don’t know, why don’t you be the judge of that:

Though these little suckers cost only $9.95 at Adam & Eve, I don’t think the benefits stack up to the cost. You may like these as nipple adornments, but as suction, they fall flat.

This product earns 1 out of 5 Happy Bamboos.

Disclaimer:I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.

In the dark and intimate private back room, her bare breasts swayed hypnotically in front of me. Her hips kept time with the music, her tanned, smooth skin glistening. Having her so close to me made me crazy with desire. I wanted nothing but to run my tongue over the entire length of her body, paying special attention to her gorgeous tits and her perfect nipples.

She moved closer to me, putting her knees on each side of my hips and gyrating right in front of my face. “You can touch, sweetie,” she whispered to me.

“I wasn’t sure how much was okay,” I laughed nervously.

“It’s  okay, darlin’, I trust you.” She took my hands and put them on her hips, sliding them up her body and over her beautiful breasts. I became instantly soaked and didn’t need any more encouragement to continue running my hands over her smooth skin while she looked intensely into my eyes.

As she danced, she moved her face closer and closer to mine, her lips coming achingly close to touching mine. She would brush her lips over my neck, over the exposed flesh of my cleavage, but all I really wanted was to feel her lips on mine, to press my tongue into her mouth and taste her.

Getting hornier and braver with every gyration of her hips above mine, I ran my hands once more down her body, moving my hands down her hips, onto her thighs, allowing my thumbs to graze between her legs very lightly. She gasped and pressed her pussy down into my thumbs.

A smile appeared on her face and she leaned forward once again. “You are trouble. Sexy, sexy trouble,” she purred at me and, finally, met my lips with hers.

I put one hand on the back of her neck and pulled her lips harder to mine, invading her mouth with my tongue and drinking in every sensation that her breasts pressed to mine caused and every taste that I experienced in her mouth. I slipped my thumb under the fabric of her G-string so I could rub her clit and found that she was just as wet as I was.

After what felt like an eternity, she pulled away from me, breathless, and gasped into my ear, “Our time is up, Trouble. But why don’t you meet me in the bathroom in 15 and we can finish what we started? I want you to make me cum.”

“It would be my pleasure, doll. See you in a few.” One last, stolen kiss and I walked back to my seat next to the stage, a satisfied smile on my face, knowing I’d be making her scream soon.

This week’s Microfantasy Monday theme is Breasts, brought to us by Sweltering Celt in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month. I love breasts! My own, those belonging to other women… they’re all just beautiful! I hope you all do whatever you can to support Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Save the tatas!  :-D

I LOVE this new sundress/bathing suit coverup that I just got. I think it accentuates my breasts quite well, don’t you? And as for where my hand is sneaking off to, well… let’s just say I’m thinking about a certain someone quite a lot lately, and he has that effect on me.

Here’s one more pic for @SnowDan, the clothes I took off tonight for #nakedtweeting.

I hope you all didn’t waste away from desperately missing me! But I’m back and will be posting regularly again!