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I had tried anal plugs, I had tried anal vibrators, but I had never tried anal beads…

Until the X-10 Jelly Anal Beads.

My friends over at Adam & Eve saw fit enough to send me these when I had expressed interest in trying anal beads. I had seen anal beads, I had heard about anal beads, and I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

These beads, as the name suggests, are made out of jelly rubber. They are good for beginners because the top bead starts out at a mere 1/4″ in diameter, then the beads range up to 1″. There is a strong ring at the base of the beads for easy removal.

The best feature of these beads, I believe, is that there is no string holding them together but, instead, the beads are a connected by seamless, flexible jelly rubber. Why is this a good thing? String/rope is porous and hard to clean properly, whereas the jelly rubber is very easy to clean.

Now, on to my experience with the beads: I love anal play of any kind, so these were fun. However, I’ve heard that pulling the anal beads out at the point of orgasm makes the orgasm A-MAZ-ING and I didn’t find that to be the case. Maybe they weren’t pulled out at the right time, so I’ll continue to experiment with the timing, but in the few times that I’ve tried them, I haven’t had the OH MY GAWD reaction while pulling them out during orgasm.

Nevertheless, I would highly recommend them, and here’s why:

POSITIVES: Cheap ($9.95), great for beginners or experienced players, well made, easy to clean, generous O-ring for removal, feel GOOD.

NEGATIVES: None!

I am happy to give the X-10 Jelly Anal Beads a 5 out of 5 Happy Bamboos!

Disclaimer: I have a material connection and receive products, as in-kind payments, from Adam & Eve for review.

So I snapped this picture last night after I returned home from #strippernight with my girls. I was still tipsy & I was trying to get a picture of not only my boobs but also the red mark on my right boob (you can kind of see it in the picture) that was a result of getting groped repeatedly by one of my friends. A mark that I was happy to get!

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Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday!

It had been an exhausting day, herding a group of 3rd graders during a field trip at the zoo on what turned out to be the hottest day of the year. As soon as I got home, I stripped and laid down on the bed, under the fan, willing myself to cool off. I hadn’t planned on it, but I fell asleep.

I awoke to the sound of my husband, Evan, returning from the computer programming company he works for. I heard him come in the door, drop his stuff off in his office and walk toward the bedroom. He peeked his head in the door and his eyes lit up when he saw me on the bed, naked.

“Well hello, gorgeous. Tough day?”

I sighed. “Very tough. We had the field trip today and it was exhausting. I had to stop Tyler from climbing into a few different animal cages. I passed out soon after I got home.”

He furrowed his brow in concern. “Yikes.” Then the sparkle in his eye and mischievous grin returned. “I made something for you today that I think will be perfect to take your mind off of this tough day. And you’re in the perfect position to enjoy it.”

“Ooh! A surprise?! I can’t wait to see it!”

He stepped a little further into the room and opened the double doors wide. “Robo, come,” he commanded.

I gasped as a 4 foot high machine that looked like something out of a sci-fi movie rolled into the room.

“Wha… what is it?” I stammered.

“A little something I put together for you, something to keep you company when I’m away. Will you scoot toward the end of the bed so I can show you what it does?”

I hesitantly did what he asked.

“Robo, turn.” The machine turned itself toward me.

“Robo, dildo.” A door on the front of the machine popped open and with a mechanical groan, a bar with a dildo attached slid out.

“Evan, ohmigod! You can’t be serious!”

“Come on, love, I spent a lot of time building and programming this. At least give it a try.”

I bit my lip uncertainly. “Ugh, ok, fine.”

“Good girl. Robo, lube.” Another “arm” slid out of the robot and squirted lube on my pussy, making me gasp at the cold slickness. “Now will you slide yourself a little bit down on the dildo?”

I did as my husband asked, moaning as I pushed my pussy down on the thick dildo.

“Robo, thrust.” The dildo arm started thrusting into me at a slow pace. As much as I didn’t want to, I couldn’t help but moan at how good it felt.

“Robo, faster.” The dildo thrusted faster.

“Robo, vibrate.” A third arm with a round nub on the end slid from the machine and made contact with my clit. It began to vibrate and I moaned even louder.

Evan sunk down on the bed next to me and began kissing my neck. “Now I want you to control him. He recognizes over 100 commands. Just make sure you say his name first,” he whispered into my ear. He slid his tongue down to my nipples and began suckling on them, causing my hips to twitch in response.

“Umm… Robo… thrust harder.” The machine responded immediately. “Oh God… Robo… vibrate faster.” The vibrations on my clit sped up.

Being filled with a thick, thrusting cock, having amazingly on point vibrations on my clit, and having my husband suck and nibble on my nipples had me screaming in orgasm in a very short time. And then again. After the third orgasm, I needed a break.

Breathless, I managed one last command: “Robo, stop.” The thrusting and vibration stopped, and the arms retracted into the body of the machine.

Evan stopped playing with my nipples and looked up at me, smiling. “So am I right to assume you like your present?”

All I could manage was a satisfied groan in response.

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This story was written for Microfantasy Monday. Sweltering Celt’s theme for this week was “anything geeky.” I hope you enjoyed my take on it!

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Vibrators

• Aluminum Vibrator – Gold by Lady Mystress Evyl
• Sacha Mini Wand by Pretty Power Tools
• Power Bumper Rabbit by Jonsbabydoll
• Sabar by Jessie Beth
• B3 Tuyo by Pretty Power Tools
• Solar Bullet by Lady Mystress Evyl
• Power Bumper by Sammi
• Fun Factory eLove by Pretty Power Tools
• Vida Vanta by Jessie Beth
• Aluminations by Pretty Power Tools
• Je Joue G-Ki by Hamilton Hexx
• Fun Factory Laya Spot by Elodie
• Fun Factory Laya Spot by Red Vinyl Kitty
• Night Moves Infatuation by Pretty Power Tools
• LELO Gigi by Ashly Star
• Emotional Bliss Chandra & Isis by Payton
• Hidden Pleasures Pirates Vibe by Mistress Kay
• Desire by Pretty Power Tools
• Pirate Pendant by Gardenvy
• MiVibe by Missy

Dildos

• Original GuyMaster by Marilyn
• Candy Colored Glass Dildo by Toys in Love
• Fun Factory Share XL by Curvaceous Dee
• Tantus Rascal by Kynky Kytty
• Maxine X Rox Bent Pink Graduate by Mistress Kay
• NobEssence Intrigue by Toys in Love
• Inked Glass Probe by PandaDementia
• Chocolate Chip by Outspoken Clitic
• Rippler by Kynky Kytty
• Vamp Silicone Greta by Toys in Love
• Tantus Alumina Revolve by Garnet Joyce
• Super Duper Dildo by Screaming Violet

Anal Toys

• Nexus Excel by Toys in Love
• Crystal Delights Plug by Pretty Power Tools
• Ultimate Love Pacifier X-10 Duo by Kynky Kytty
• Fun Factory Bootie by Hamilton Hexx
• Sinclair Institute Anal Explorers by Missy

Toys for Cocks

• Tenga Egg by Red Vinyl Kitty
• Tenga Egg by Kate
• Tenga Flip Hole by Pretty Power Tools
• Tenga Double Hole by Cooper

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Pjur Eros Bodyglide by Mistress Kay
• Pjur Eros Bodyglide by Gardenvy
• Love³ Kit by Sarahbear
• Sliquid Sassy Booty Formula by buzzvibe
• Wet Synergy by Mistress Kay
• AfterGlow Massage Candle by Dr. Ruthie
• Better Sex Essentials Liquid Lubricant by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Cater To Me Kit by Gardenvy
• Shunga Vanilla Massage Oil Candle by Mistress Kay
• Contour M Massage Stone by Dr. Ruthie

BDSM/Fetish

• Sinvention Silicone Ball Gag by Luke Monaco
• Japanese Silk Rope by Mystress Lady Evyl
• Japanese Silk Rope by Sarahbear
• Babeland Bondage Tape by Kate
• Babeland Bondage Tape by Pretty Power Tools
• Heart 2 Heart Wrist Restraints by Darling Dove
• Heart 2 Heart Wrist Restraints by Bailey
• Heart 2 Heart Ankle Restraints by Darling Dove
• Heart 2 Heart Collar by Darling Dove
• Heart 2 Heart Blindfold by Kate
• Incoqnito Blade Necklace by Pretty Power Tools
• Under the Bed Restraints by Red Vinyl Kitty
• Black Large Rubber Whip by Sarahbear
• Multi-Position Beaded Silk Rope by Elodie
• Trick Bondage Belt by buzzvibe

Adult Books/Games

• Two Knotty Boys Showing You the Ropes by Mistress Kay
• I Dare You: 30 Sealed Seductions by Scintillectual
• Suicide Girls Book by Mistress Kay
• Frenzy by Sammi
• Sex is Fun by buzzvibe
• Love at First Sting by Mistress Kay

Adult DVDs & Porn

• Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Fellatio by Toy With Me
• Cecil Howard’s Scoundrels by J.D. Bauchery
• Pornstar Superheros (Disc 1) by FrzKey
• How to Fuck in High Heels by J.D. Bauchery
• The Power of Money by FrzKey
• Hands of Lust: Watch Me Watch You by J.D. Bauchery
• Roulette: Berlin by Britni TheVadgeWig

Sex Furniture

• Love Bumper Iceberg by Mistress Kay
• Inflatable Bondage Chair by Ms. Candyland

Lingerie

• Black Lace-up Microfiber Mini Dress by Mistress Kay

Miscellaneous

• Kinklab Strap-On Dildo Harness by Lady Mystress Evyl
• Tickle Her Nipple & Like A Virgin Kits by Tonia
• LELO Luna Beads by Pretty Power Tools
• Kinklab Lube Shooter by Cinnamon
• Glass Ben Wa Balls
• Ophoria K-Balls by Jessie Beth
• Boobies Cake Pan by Gardenvy